Hello our devoted readers:

This is darkcherry. But actually it's both of us. We decided to collaborate on a One Shot for you. We hope it's super good, and you guys enjoy it; we put a lot of effort into it. It's the most serious story of them all, so don't laugh. Please be kind enough to Review this at the end. Thanks.

* * * * * *

It was the perfect day in Perfect Land causing the authors to write horrible clichés about the weather. The sun was so bright that it fried all little squirrelies in sight. The wind blew viciously, sending all the squirrelly ashes into people's eyes.

One such a person screamed: "Ah! My most perfectly beautiful green eyes that everyone looks into for hours and falls in love with! Noo! How shall I live when I'm temporarily blinded?!"

Then, a handsome, hot, well muscled, incredibly athletic, perfectly polite, caring, honest, intelligent, witty, young man, which just happened to be Syaoran came waltzing and prancing down the street like a little schoolgirl, singing beautifully.

"I like squirrels, squirrels are so nice! Nice like mice. Which are related to squirrels. In some remote way," he sang as he pranced, inconsequentially running Sakura over as she writhed in temporarily blindness and pain on the ground.

"Oh, dear lady! I am so sorry. Are you alright?" he asked with so much concern God decided to kill some kittens.

"No!" she cried. "I am temporarily blinded. Woe is me, be extremely nice."

"Oh," he said, "let me take you to my house where we will obviously end up in my bed where we will have hot, hot sex because this is the right way of things."

"No!" she screamed. "No taking advantage of my temporary blindness."

"Oh, please," he gasped and looked wounded. So wounded that God killed some puppies.

"Okay." She was happy. They pranced home, Sakura tripping over some dead kittens in her blindness.

**** At Syaoran's ****

"I will now tuck you into my bed," Syaoran said. "Tuck, tuck, tuck."

Sakura giggled. Suddenly, he tripped over his own feet and fell onto his bed, unintentionally burying his face in Sakura's boobs.

"Oh, you are in my boobs. Please remove your face."

He wiggled, but did not comply. Suddenly, his pants flew off, which could only be caused by something very large enlarging. And that's all we'll say about that. The main character is always "large" but this is actually a big lie to fool us all into thinking that he is cool. Lies, all lies.

"Oh my," he said, "my pants are off. What shall I do? I am cold, let me in the bed."

"No!" she wailed. "Not in my bed which is actually yours!"

"Oh, please," he gasped and looked wounded. So wounded that God killed some fluffy bunnies.

"Okay." She was happy. He pranced into the bed, brushing his fingers where fingers should never go.

He turned over and was met with her eyes looking back at him and in that moment he knew that they were meant for each other and that he loved her because he could see it in her wondrous eyes that showed all of her emotions so he also knew she loved him back and that they would be happy until the end of their days, which would not be for a long time since they were young, blind, and beautiful.

"You are so beautiful. You are beautiful," he said in awe. And what else would he call her since her lips were perfectly puckered and coloured, her hair was perfectly combed, her figure was perfectly curvaceous, and her bosom was giganto. Thus, why Syaoran had been stuck.

"You make me want to cry with your handsomness, because you are so handsome," she said in awe.

Then God said, "Why is no one awed with me? I think I shall kill some little fishes." And He did. With a spear.

Back on earth, in Perfect Land, they were soooooo enthralled with each other that they began to kiss passionately. Their tongues jabbed at each other and danced perfectly. His fingers touched her boobies. So she grabbed his wanker. He screamed like Michael Jackson in pleasure.

"You have my weewee!" he yelled, all hot and heavy.

"Naturally," she heaved heavingly.

"I love you," he said in the throws of passion.

"Oh, I do too," she cried and heaved, almost off the bed. She slipped. He fell. And they continued on the floor happily. They were so in love with each other that they never even noticed.

Then, they were done.

"I don't love you," he suddenly uttered.

"What?" she gasped, aghast.

"I don't love you, are deaf as well as blind?" he yelled, trying to hide his inner pain and failing greatly.

"Why not?" she asked him.

"I have inner pain caused by a horrible childhood," he screamed.

"Uunngghh. Tell me, please!"

"No," he said! And the authors put an exclamation point. He could not tell her because he could not.

"Oh, please," she said again.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Okay," he said. "It all happened when I was little. I was hated by my parents because they hated me. All my siblings spit on me and it was gross, especially when it went in my mouth."

Sakura heaved, because it indeed was.

"And then," he continued, almost crying now because it was so emotional for him, "everyone made fun of me because I was fat, and they rolled me down the hill, and I had to train long and hard and build muscles which is why I am so hot now. And then they made me do math all day and I had no friends."

Sakura heaved because she just realized how hot he was. Though she had noticed it before, but not as much as in that moment when he was crying like a schoolgirl.

"Oh, I have so much sympathy for you!" she sympathized. They hugged and the world righted itself. Then Sakura beautifully got up and wandered beautifully over to the beautiful mirror to admire her beautiful face beautifully. "I resemble a twig!" she huffed beautifully.

"You are beautiful to me," said Syaoran.

"Oh, how I love you," she panted. Like all the puppies God had killed. Which were many. At the same time.

Eriol walked in the door. He noticed their intimate embrace and was angered. He wanted Sakura! They had been having an affair! "Get off my girl!" he raged, enraged.

"Oh, Eriol!" Sakura cried. "Let's have a threesome!"

God was mad. Homosexuality was prohibited. He killed some little defenseless baby birds to punish Sakura. One fell through the window and hit her in the face.

"Eeeeeew!" she shrieked. "Comfort me!"

"Alright." They both jumped on her. And proceeded to have a threesome. God was angered. He sent a lightning bolt from heaven and smote them. They died.

* * * * * *

To be continued... this story will actually have several chapters. Um, please Review this and tell us what you think, we worked hard! See ya soon!!