Authors Note
This is my first ASOUE fic and I'm very excited. I love the ship Kitlaf.
100 times he looked at her before saying hello
99 years he wanted to be with her
98 dollars he spent buying her the perfect Valentines day gift
97 times her brothers tried to forbid her from seeing him
96 times she'd yelled at them for trying to keep him away from her
95 times he'd kissed her before saying I love you
94 times they'd talked on the phone before he called her his girlfriend
93 times she'd squealed after they got off the phone
92 times her parents argued with the principal to change her schedule so that they wouldn't have classes together
91 times they'd skipped classes together
90 times he'd cursed her parents out for not trusting him
89 times she'd mumbled about him in her sleep
88 times he'd turned girls down for her
87 times Esme tried to convince him to leave her
86 times he considered it but decided she meant to much to him
85 pages he went through trying to write her a love note
84 minutes it took her to find the perfect dress to impress him.
83 times they'd discussed their future together
82 times he stroked her hair until she fell asleep
81 she'd yelled at her parents for judging him based on his parents
80 times he'd yelled at his parents for judging her based on her parents
79 times he'd come to her bloody after his parents beat him
78 times he asked her if they could at least try
77 times she said no because she didn't want to risk getting pregnant
76 times her classmates asked her if they had done it yet
75 times she'd said no
74 people at her fourteenth birthday party
73 times she'd thanked him for his present
72 times he lied to her saying he was staying at VFD despite what his parents wanted
71 times she thought he was telling the truth
70 times they fought after she learned the truth
69 minutes of class he spent staring at her
68 minutes of class she spent ignoring him
67 times he'd wondered why she looked queasy when she asked to go to the bathroom in class
66 times he apologized to her
65 times she didn't accept it
64 seconds until she would find out if she was pregnant
63 seconds he spent in shock after she told him she was
62 minutes it took for him to realize she means to much to him to leave her
61 times she'd asked him to stay
60 times he'd asked her to leave
59 days it took for them to compromise
58 days until they were going to run away together
57 times Beatrice yelled at her not to go
56 minutes her parents spent explaining to her would what happen if she didn't get an abortion
55 seconds until he was coming to get her
54 minutes they spent on a train away to their new life
53 dollars is what they had to live off of
52 minutes she cried when she found out her parents had died
51 million dollars they had left her in the will
50 outfits they bought for the baby
49 times they practiced the drill for when she was gonna go into labor
48 hours of labor
47 different names before they decided on Morgan
46 letters his parents sent him trying to get him to mutiny
45 times he refused
44 times he had punched other men for hitting on Kit
43 times he tried to to get her to say Dada
42 times she had failed
41 days they spent trying to have another
40 times they failed
39 fires he set before dealing guilty
38 times he'd lied to her about where he was going
37 times she'd yelled at him before collapsing in his arms to cry
36 hours of labor for the second one
35 names they went through before deciding on Tera
34 he'd denied that Tera looked like his mother
33 years of marriage before she found out the truth
32 seconds it took for them to sign the divorce papers
31 times he'd heard that she was going back to VFD
30 times she'd heard that he was a villain now
29 days until her and Dewey's wedding
28 times he'd gotten drunk and slept with Esme to try to forget about Kit
27 he laughed as Tera flung mash potatoes at Esme
26 children biological, adopted, and surrogate he and Kit had had together
25 times he reassured her that Dewey would never find out
24 times she crawled to him on the bed, smirked, and said "Dewey will never know"
23 days Dewey was going on his business trip and Olaf had Kit and the kids all to himself
22 seconds it took for the stick to show that she was pregnant
21 times they'd discussed how she was going to divorce Dewey
20 minutes he spent yelling at her for cheating on him
19 times he questioned if the baby was his
18 minutes she spent explaining to him that she was going back to Olaf
17 times Beatrice tried to convince her to go back to Dewey
16 of those conversations he listened to
15 matches he gave his children and told them to burn her house down
14 million was how much he was taking from those Baudelaire brats so that he could run away with Kit
13 books he realized Lemony was going to write
12 times he'd talked to her on the phone at night
11 times he reassured her that Esme was just a pawn in his little game
10 years later they were raising their daughter Beatrice and other kids in secret
9 times she'd put the phone to her stomach so he could talk to his baby while he was away
8 times she'd come and secretly hooked up with him while he was chasing the orphans
7 miles she drove the orphans to the hotel while feeling bad with what they were going through
6 seconds she spent regretting leaving Dewey when they told her he was dead
5 times she smiled at him secretly while he was caring her
4 minutes she spent pushing out their daughter
3 hours they spent pretending to be dead
2 days they spent paddling back to land
1 time they sat one the couch looked at all of their children, hugged each other, and didn't regret anything in their past
"I love you Olaf Johnson" Kit said and smiled.
"I love you too" Kit Snicket.
