Fake by Luvscharlie
Madame Rosmerta leaned over their table as she set down their drinks, giving Bill an excellent view of her black lace bra before walking away.
"You know she uses an Engorgement Charm on them, right mate?"
Bill turned to Tonks with a shocked expression. "Whatever are you talking about?"
"Her tits. You know those things you were just ogling."
"I don't ogle."
Tonks rolled her eyes. "Whatever, mate. Those tits you were not just ogling then, but you so were, she uses an Engorgement Charm. Mum knows her from before and says she used to be flat as a board."
Fin.
A/N: Originally Written for the HP Alphabet Het Challenge L is for Lace. All drabbles for the Alphabet Challenge must be exactly 100 words.
