~*~Courtney and Meg's Wonderful Adventure~*~
by xxphoenixchildxx
a.k.a. Meg

Disclaimer: I own no one that you recognize. That includes Hagrid, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, and anyone else that might pop up. J.K. Rowling owns them. FeltonFriends922 owns Courtney (being as that is herself) and I own Meg (I do own myself, don't I?)

Authors Notes: Courtney and I were having a lovely conversation about Christmas and this is the insanity that insued. None of this actually happened, even though we both wish it did.

And now.on with the story!

~*~Chapter 1~*~

"I'm ready!" Courtney said as she forced the zipper of her backpack to close.

"Are you sure you're ready?" Meg questioned. Courtney had said she was ready at least 5 times previously, only to realize that she had forgotten something, such as Dobby's socks or Fizzing Whizbees.

"No, I'm ready this time! Let's go SKY TRIPPING!" Courtney exclaimed.

"YAY! Ok, but let's just check everything first," Meg said.

"Broomstick and snitch socks?"

"Check."

"Chocolate Frogs?"

"Check."

"Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans?"

"Check Check!"

"Jumpers with the initials M and C?"

"Checkity-Check-Check!"

"Wands, of course."

"Right here!" Courtney exclaimed, holding up Harry and Draco's wands (that had conveniently appeared in front of us.wonder how that happened!)

"Oliver Wood's brand-spankin' new Firebolt and Draco's Nimbus 2001?"

"CHECK!! We're ready!" Courtney screamed, scaring Sally the cat, who ran out of the room like a Dementor was on her tail.

"Oops." Courtney laughed.

So Courtney and Meg jumped on the brooms that they had "borrowed" from two incredibly hott wizard boys and began their journey to Hogwarts. Courtney had just received news that Draco Malfoy had shaved all his hair off, and so the two girls were going to Hogwarts to sort him out and personally staple every single pretty little blonde hair of his back onto his head.

"This is awesome!" Meg screamed.

"I KNOW!!" Courtney shouted back. The two continued to fly, over the Atlantic Ocean and to England.

"Finally, we're in England! Now, to find Hogwarts. Hogwarts, where are you?" Meg said as the two girls pulled their Hogwarts detectors out of their backpacks. They zoomed around England on their brooms, when suddenly, the Hogwarts detectors went off!

"I found it!!" they both screamed into the others face.

"Wow." Courtney said when she saw Hogwarts for the first time. "It looks so much better in real life than it did in the movie!"

"It really does." Meg said. "Hey, look, it's Hagrid!"

"HAGRID HAGRID HAGRID HAGRID!" the two screamed, dismounting their brooms and running over to the half-giant.

"Er-hello there. Do I know yeh?" Hagrid asked them, confusion on his face. The girls looked at each other and a scary-looking grin spread on their faces. They turned around to face Hagrid, and chorused, "NOPE!"

"We're here to staple each and every hair back onto Draco Malfoy's head," Meg explained to the confused Hagrid.

"Cuz, ya kno, he shaved it off," Courtney added. Hagrid still looked confused.

"Well, it was nice talking to you, Hagrid, but we really must be going now," Meg said, as she pulled Courtney by the arm past Hagrid.

"But-wait-yeh can' go in there-yer muggles!" Hagrid boomed at their backs. They pretended that they hadn't heard.

"I don't think he understood us," Meg said to Courtney.

"Maybe it's our American accents," Courtney said. That sounded like a good explanation to them. They continued to walk up the front steps of Hogwarts, excited about what would happen next.