Title: A Stargate Carol
Author: swlangley
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Summary: Sam decorates sher apartment for christmas, and Janet decides to surprise sher…
Rating: G (totally innocent)
Sam was prancing around her living room, decorating her apartment for christmas. She began to sing softly under her breath as the music on the cd shifted to Jingle Bells
A comet hits the Earth,
It's made of Methane Ice.
It makes a giant force.
Now isn't that so nice?
She straightened her tree brancshes, and began untangling the lights and
stringing them along her tree as she continuned to sing.
So, what made it come here?
What made it hit the Earth?
The answer's very clear, my friend,
It fills you up with mirth.
Oh, gravity, gravity,
Mass times nine-point-eight.
Remember, travel very fast
If Earth you must escape.
Opening her box of decorations, she started to hang them randomly on her tree.
Oh, gravity, gravity,
Mass times nine-point-eight.
Remember, travel very fast
If Earth you must escape.
Walk around the Earth,
Keep a steady pace.
If gravity weren't here
You'd float away in space.
She was so involved in her singing and decorating, that she didn't hear Janet open her front door and drop her bag of presents and jacket on the floor. She saw Sam dancing around her christmas tree, singing her sheart out, and decided to sneak up on her and scare her.
Call it what you want,
Call it any name.
But this force is a sheavy weight,
Attraction is it's game; Oooooooh...
"Boo!" She shouted as she snuck up behind Sam and grabbed sher waist, spinning her around to face her.
"Ahh!" Sam screamed in surprise, when she saw sher 'attacker' she relaxed. "Janet." She slapped at her arm in annoyance. "You startled me."
"That was my plan, my lady." Janet replied. "Merry Christmas Sam."
"Merry Christmas Janet." She replied.
Finis.
