Chapter One: The Beginning

Chapter One: The Beginning

-Alucard?

-Yes Master?

-You are going to school –Integra said, and pictured Alucard's reaction. It wasn't long…

-WHAT!? – Alucard jumped from his chair. His Jackal fell from his pocket and all of its 15 kilograms hit Alucard's foot. For that, Alu gave out a long citation from the Gospel, which resulted in ash-tray flying off Integra's table and hitting him between the eyes.

-You're going on a mission, YOU MORON!!

Alucard immediately calmed down, imagining lots and lots of delicious children. He loved a fresh snack with 10-15 years of quality.

-You're taking the Police girl with you too and there be better no death among the children out there!!

-But what if I'm…

-I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING!!

The Vampire killer signed and went looking for Victoria. Blonde and red eyed vampire was… oh my god! READING!! Alucard decided that it is not his day: he didn't expect anything like that from the police girl. When coming closer he read: "101 ways to charm a man". Feeling that something bad is going to happen right now Alucard said:

-We have a new mission!

Victoria quickly looked in the book and replied:

-Wonderful Masta! Do you know hmmmm…. You look so charming today…

Alucard who has managed to read her thoughts just in time, remained calm. But Pip didn't. The world has probably never heard anyone laugh so hard. Pip was lying on the floor and banging his head. Alucard gently helped him thus calming Pip down for a few hours. Then, Alucard emotionlessly drew out his Cassul and destroyed the book.

-Fiction IS EVIL!! Better read an encyclopedia or something…

-Which one?

-The big one dammit!!

-Yes Masta…

2 hours later

-You will go there as a teacher of Defense from Dark Arts and his exhibit. They die like flies there anyway…

-Who? The exhibits?

-No teachers, you idiot! You are departing from the platform… WTF? 9 and ¾. Whatever, it's not my problem. Here are the tickets, now Go! …Amen….

Meanwhile

-Hooray Harry, the school begins soon!!

-Yea, cool, I wonder who is our new teacher?

-Well boys, I have a bad feeling about this…

To be Continued