The Ultimate Lord of the Rings Fanfiction / Butcher Story
Created by: Neku-Sama, Savi-Sempai, and Vampi-Chan
This story was created by me and my friends over three years ago. I've finally gotten down to typing this up, adn sharing it's insanity with the world.
So if you have the balls, or guts, or whatever it takes to read this story, I suggest you do it, but please pee before you do.
This story is insane, with hilarity all over the place.
Enjoy. And try not to expect anything, you may just end up disappointed.
On to the story..
Chapter 1 : New Beginnings in a Different Culture
"ASHLEY! Wake up! You got to go to work in an hour!" Kristen called from the other side of her sleeping friend's bedroom door.
"Then wake me up in an hour!" a tired voice, mumbled, just loud enough to be heard to Kristen.
"Come on! We just moved here. You got a new job. Do you really wanna be late on your first day?" Kristen tried a second time to wake her sleepy friend from her slumber.
"Fine! I'm up! Are you happy now?!" Ashley replied.
"Yes!"
"I HATE MOVING!!" Another scream pierced the warm, Californian air.
"We know Megs." said Ashley, emerging from her room, in her blue, star covered pajamas.
"I can't find the box!" she exclaimed, rummaging through the ocean of brown cardboard that was the living room.
"What box?" asked Kristen, beginning her futile attempt at helping the enrage punk girl.
"My ties are in it......It has packing tape on it....and it's made of brown cardboard." she explained, not stopping her effort for one second.
"Oh like that won't be a difficult thing to find." Ashley said sarchastically, examining that every box in the room fit the description, "You just described every damn box in the room, you fool."
"Would it possibly be the one marked 'Megs' Ties. Touch and Die'?" Kristen asked, holding a particularly small box above her head.
"Yes, thanks Kristen." Megs grabbed the box, shooting her tongue out mockingly at Ashley, before she pulled the tape off, and dove her hands into the box searching for her favorite grim reaper tie.
"One minute yound and innocent. Next, young and punky. What happened?" Kristen said, with a laugh, questioning her friend's appearance.
"Life happened." she stated simply, slipping the tie around her neck.
"Yeah. I still can't figure out how life brought us here, to California. One minute we're graduating from High School, next minute we're flying to the United States, trying to trade the old for the new." Ashley stated, reminiscing about the last few years.
"It only seems like yesterday, that we were hanging out in front of our lockers, talking and laughing." Kristen said, smiling.
"Those were the days." Ashley said.
"I would love to stay and chat, but I must get going to work now. It's my duty." Megs said, with a forced mocking tone.
"Me too!" Kristen said, excitedly, shoving her shoes on and rushing out the door, leaving Ashley standing in the living room alone.
"Bookstore...I get to work in a goddamned bookstore!" Ashley grumbled, as she slipped her boots up, and fixed them around her claves comfortably.
