So this is my first Liv and Maddie fanfic. This is a Parker/Evan story with NO SLASH. I'm writing this more for myself but i hope you enjoy it too. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW. I really want your opinions.


Parker and Maddie sat in her room as the played I Smack Your World. Parker was biting his lip, staring down at the board. He could lose on Maddie's next turn. She had him surrounded. Then live walked in.

"Bam What" Maddie shouted winning the game. Parker scowled at her.

"What're you doing?" Liv asked in her perky voice that made Parker role his eyes. Maddie explained but Parker ignored them. He was thinking more about tonight. He was having a sleepover and it was both awesome and nerve-racking. It needed to go perfect or he'd totally drop on the coolness scale.

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Parker crawled through his tunnel from his room to the hallway. He needed to come up with some cool stuff for his sleep over. Hopefully Mom wouldn't pay too much attention and bum out the party. She didn't like it when things were thrown around and people broke arms and stuff. She just didn't get the ten year old lifestyle.

"Mom" he yelled rushing down the stairs. "Ready for the sleep over"

"Yea I got you all packed up and ready to go" She said.

"Go where? The sleep over's here?" He told her. This was terrible. Of course his mom had forgotten. She could be so stupid sometimes.

"Oh no no no Parker" She said with a small smile. "I've got it marked on the calendar" She said, walking over to the fridge. "You're sleep over's at… our house" She moaned, turning around."

"Forgot" Parker exclaimed. "My dojo bros are coming any minute! This party's got to be epic. I need playground buzz" He groaned. He kind of felt bad for yelling at her. She looked so sad but his entire life was riding on this night.

"Playground buzz" She asked, sounding like she couldn't breathe out of her nose?

"Look I need kids to be talking about this at recess so I get invited to other parties" He stressed.

"Parker" Liv exclaimed loudly. "I'm gonna chaperone your party." She smiled widely jumping up and down in that girly exited way.

"You are?" he asked. This could be worse than Mom. Liv was so uncool and didn't know anything about him. She'd even made him race car chicken nuggets this morning. He was ten years old. Ten year olds didn't eat fun shaped food. If anyone could ruin his party it'd be her.

"Yea! Moms just way too sick to do it so…"

"Oh I am. I am so sick, so sick" his mom moaned. Did she really think he couldn't tell she was faking? Again, proof she could be so stupid. "Thanks Liv" she said again, turning to go up the stairs.

"Oh wait" Liv exclaimed. "Don't forget this" she said handing their mom a box of tissues. "And don't forget, don't use these tissues too quickly or you'll get a brain freeze."

"What?" Parker asked. Girls were so weird sometimes. Five minutes later the two of them were standing in the living room near the door.

"Just remember, the entire future of my social life is riding on this night." He said, staring her straight in the eyes, trying to stress how important this was. If this party flopped then he'd stop being invited to parties and then stop having friends and then end up as lonely as Joey! The older girl nodded with a small smile. Obviously she didn't get how important this was. The doorbell rang making Parker's eyebrows shoot to his hair. "They're here" he screeched.

He opened the door and seven boys ran in. Liv hade a huge smile on her face. "Liv this is Cooper, Isaac, Colden, Jack, Richey, Edson, and that's Evan. He's a year younger but he's cool" Parker said, smiling at the redheaded freckled boy. Truthfully Evan wasn't cool but he had to have an excuse for inviting someone a year younger to his party. And there was no way he was telling the truth. That secret he'd take to the grave. At least he was almost sure of that.

Liv smiled again and waved at them. Was she going to smile the entire night? Parker asked himself.

"Come on guys. The party starts upstairs." He said. A few of the boy whooped and everyone but Evan ran upstairs.

This is my room" Parker said to them pointing them in the right doorway. "Get comfortable. I'll be right back. He shut the door and snuck back to the stairs.

"Hi I'm Evan" the redheaded boy said happily, waving at Liv. "My mom wants proof that I was well behaved." He took a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolded it. "Can you please initial the box saying 'greeted the host of party politely?" Parker suppressed a face-palm as he watched from around the corner.

"Evan" Liv smiled happily. "You just said hi. It's not like you brought me flowers" she laughed. Again Parker suppressed a face-palm. Liv shouldn't joke with him. Evan has trouble discerning joke from reality. It was pretty obvious by his scared face.

"I'm messing with you" Liv said quickly, also noticing the look on his face. "Of course I'll sign." Parker exhaled. At least Evan didn't have a breakdown. He'd come close a few times, of course that was because of bullies or seaweed chips, but still this was all new to him. "This is your first time at a sleepover?" She asked. Evan nodded. "Well I'm sure you're going to do great." She added.

"Me too! I have tons of self-confidence because that's an important part of character" he said swinging his arm.

"Well you certainly are a character" Luv said. Parker frowned at her. Evan didn't get what she was actually saying but he did.

"Thanks!" Evan said. "Mind putting that in the additional comment section? Oh and this is my mom's phone number" He said, handing her a piece of paper. "Just in case there's some kind of emergency.

"I really don't think that's going to happen" Live told him, obviously finding Evan's naivety very funny.

"Really?" He said sadly. "I was kind of hoping things would get nuts and I would end up in a cast or something."

"See" Parked hissed internally. That was the ten year old mind.

"Evan, you don't get out much, do you?" she asked.

"Never" he said flatly. Parker frowned. He'd have to invite Evan over more.

Parker hid himself again when he heard some of the other boys cheering from the kitchen.

"What's that?" Evan exclaimed. "Is that what fun sounds like?"

Parker jumped into one of his Tunnel entrances and rushed to the top of the stairs. Jack was about to roll down the stairs in a garbage can.

"No" Parker said loudly. Everyone stared at him, shocked. "I go first" he chuckled.

"Do it! Do it!" They cheered as Parker put on a helmet and got into the can. He banged into the walls as he felt himself get thrust down the stairs. When he reached the bottom he crawled out of the can to his screaming fans.

"And that's how you start a party" he shouted, taking a quick glance at the exited face of a certain redhead.

"Oh no no." Liv said as one of the boys began to pull the can back up.

"Liv" Parker hissed. "Stop being lame."

"Do you want mom to come down here and send everyone home?" Liv hissed back. "Cuz you know she will." Parker scowled at her.

"Fine" he grumbled. "Who wants a war" Parker shouted. A few boys looked Longley at the can but joined in on the other's cheering. "Guns in my room" Parker announced. He rushed past the others and up the stairs.

The kids reassembled in front of Parker's closet grabbing for the best guns and filling their pockets with a much ammo as they could. Luckily Parker was the quickest and could pocket almost a fifth of the foam bullets. He glanced over the mob of frenzied ten year olds and saw a familiar red head bobbing up and down as Evan tried to find a way into the crowd.

"Downstairs" Parker called. The room emptied in seconds. Parker took the last blaster from the floor of the closet. It was a basic gun, one he'd gotten years ago, his worst one. Evan rushed over to grab the gun and whatever ammo was left, which turned out to be none. Parker sighed internally. "Here" He said handing his best blaster to Evan who smiled appreciatively.

"Thanks" He smiled, taking the handful of ammo from his best friend.

"You know you don't have to wait your turn." Parker said softly, touching the other boy's shoulder. "You can just push your way through."

Evan shook his head with a small smile. "That wouldn't be polite." He stated mater-of-factly. This time Parker actually did do a face palm. Though the screams from downstairs distracted them, marked the start of the game. Evan glanced at the door longingly.

"Shoot like there's no tomorrow" Parker said, patting Evan's shoulder. They both grinned. Evan was the first to run down the stairs. The remaining boy sighed to himself. What was he going to do? Every time he got close to Evan he just wanted to lean in and kiss him. Maybe he should stop being friends with him. No one would suspect anything. Evan didn't have any other friends. Kids would just think he'd realized how much of a munch Evan was.

"No" he said quietly, shaking his head. He couldn't do that, not to Evan. He couldn't push him back into solitude, into a life with no friends. No he'd be there. He'd make Evan happy, give him friends and fun experiences. But at the same time he'd have to control the feelings that made his palm sweat and heart beat faster.

He snapped himself out of his thoughts. It was a party and he was supposed to be having fun. Taking his gun in hand he ran down the stairs screaming a battle cry. His first shot hit Isaac in the forehead and his second in the side of Edson's neck. The battle went on for almost a half hour. There was screaming and pounding and they jumped from furniture to furniture and rolled around, trying to get ammo off the ground.

Parker knew he would've been amazing and beaten everyone if Evan didn't keep distracting him. It wasn't Evan's fault. It was just his smile. Parker had never seen him smile that way, truly completely happy. There was no regard for manners or niceness, just pure enjoyment. It was beautiful.

"Cease fire" Parker shouted, raising his arms. "Cease fire." The screaming stopped and they all huddled toward the middle of the room. "Everyone having fun?" Parker asked.

"Yea" they all cheered.

"Definitely going to talk about this on Monday" he said. "Remember your favorite anecdote."

"Are you kidding?" Evan said loudly. "This party rocks. I never get to do this!"

"Use fun-blasters inside?" Parker asked.

"No. Stay up past 7:30" he said with just as much excitement. Parker smiled. T

hey were interrupted by his mother walking into the room, and quickly shimmying toward the stairs.

"Mom, you made snacks for us?" Parker said, surprised. He thought she'd be faking her illness.

"Oh" She said, her mouth making a huge O. "For you…"

"I thought you were too sick" he said. She looked disappointedly at the food until she fake sneezed all over it.

"Oh no. It's all contaminated" She said with a smile. "I'll have to throw this out… In the garbage can in my room." She left up the stairs.