Disclaimer: I do not even own this piece. It was written by my good
friend Wanda about yours truly and a certain obsession of mine. Wanda does
not own Frodo, JRR Tolkien does, not does she own "U got it bad". That
belongs to Usher, who's song was good until Y-100 killed it by playing 5
times an hour. Enjoy!
The Potions Mistress Is Cheating!!!
( Parody to U got It Bad by Usher)
Oh Frodo do do do
When you see his furry body
You found a hottie who makes you turn your gaze
To see his eyes so blue
To get with him you're ready
And yes you're sure you know
And everything about him- you wanna get to know
Chorus One: When you see him, your mind, whirls around
You faint and hit the ground without a sound
To you he's just so well known
And you're touched by the words to this song
Mrs. Baggins
Chorus Two: Lauren, you got it bad
For the little guy
Who's less than four feet tall
Lauren, you got it bad
For the one with the fuzzy feet
And those elf-like ears
You know you got it bad
When you watch Tolkien shout
All about the hobbit
Cuz he's all you think about
You got it bad when your homework ain't done
Cuz you keep on thinking 'bout somebody else
You got it bad
You know they say that he's fifty
But will he ever grow
All the meals he eats in one day, so he's fat but still
low
Like his muffins, chewy bars
( you can have some too...)
Tea time, snacks, so dandy!
( he eats them all the time...)
To you he is the entire world
Who doesn't know
You really adore him
Everybody knows what's goin' on
All these thoughts in your head, are in this song
You're thinking he's your man, you're his girl
I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world
Lauren say I'm your girl, You're my man
Frodo I love you, I baked you a ham
Chorus One
Chorus Two
Chorus One
The Potions Mistress Is Cheating!!!
( Parody to U got It Bad by Usher)
Oh Frodo do do do
When you see his furry body
You found a hottie who makes you turn your gaze
To see his eyes so blue
To get with him you're ready
And yes you're sure you know
And everything about him- you wanna get to know
Chorus One: When you see him, your mind, whirls around
You faint and hit the ground without a sound
To you he's just so well known
And you're touched by the words to this song
Mrs. Baggins
Chorus Two: Lauren, you got it bad
For the little guy
Who's less than four feet tall
Lauren, you got it bad
For the one with the fuzzy feet
And those elf-like ears
You know you got it bad
When you watch Tolkien shout
All about the hobbit
Cuz he's all you think about
You got it bad when your homework ain't done
Cuz you keep on thinking 'bout somebody else
You got it bad
You know they say that he's fifty
But will he ever grow
All the meals he eats in one day, so he's fat but still
low
Like his muffins, chewy bars
( you can have some too...)
Tea time, snacks, so dandy!
( he eats them all the time...)
To you he is the entire world
Who doesn't know
You really adore him
Everybody knows what's goin' on
All these thoughts in your head, are in this song
You're thinking he's your man, you're his girl
I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world
Lauren say I'm your girl, You're my man
Frodo I love you, I baked you a ham
Chorus One
Chorus Two
Chorus One
