Tony

I just nearly died, was awaken (violently awaken) by this apparently normal fellow on my left and then I come to eat shawarma for the first time and this isn't as I expected it to be.

This is… nice-ish… Ok, it's not so nice, it's a little bad. No, this is awful!

But, suck it up, Tony, you've gotta eat it to the last crumb. You suggested the place; you have to eat it like it's the tastiest thing in the world. You can't let them think that you make bad eating places suggestions.

Suck it up and eat it, even if you throw up later. Eat it!


Steve

What is this thing?

I'm tired.

I'm feeling really tight in this suit. I can't wait to take it off.

I'm burning up inside of this.

I'm tired.

I'm hungry. What the hell is this thing?


Bruce

Am I (oddly) the only normal person around here?

The demigod is eating like an animal, Stark looks like he's been through hell, the Captain looks uncomfortable and if I was those two I'd just share a single chair.

And this? Not too bad, but I can see on Tony's face that he's not enjoying it much.


Natasha

I need to sleep.

I need to clean and recharge my guns.

I need to get off this suit.

And I need not to throw up… This is by far the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life. Not even that thing we ate in Bolivia was worst.


Clint

I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough…

Fuck, this shit is emotional! Control yourself, Clint, eat the nachos and forget about what you're reading.

This shawarma thing is not bad, but these are not nachos…

Well, at least it isn't as worst as we ate in… Peru? No, it wasn't Peru… Bolivia! Yeah, that was definitively the worst.

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

Fuck, why can't I stop reading the damn book?


Thor

FOOD!

Oh dear Gods of Asgard this is delicious.

This food? I like it! Another!


I said it, it was supposed to be funny!