SO YOU WANT TO BE A

JEDI

What are the perks of

being a Jedi?

. You get to carry a lightsaber!

. Get in touch with your Midi-Chlorians!

. Never have to marry/ make a commitment to others, except when associated with business!

. Long meditation hours!

. Summon your own cookies, without having to go to the Dark Side!

. Have inner peace!

HOURS

Your lifetime, retire late in life.

Is there anything bad about being a Jedi?

Nope!

Enroll today in the Jedi academy!

"There is no emotion; there is peace."

"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge"

"There is no passion; there is serenity"

"There is no death; there is the Force."

May have fatal encounters with Sith. In the event of this, the Council is not liable to compensate for your loss, as you will be one with the Force, forever uncaring.