Christmas Humor
Disclaimer: I do not own any character used in these short stories, unless otherwise noted.
A.n: I hate all those serious and sappy christmas stories so out of spite to them all, these are born... and also because of a weird convo I had with my friend Zero last night on AIM ;
Also, I like Bakura/Yami, jus'... seemed like something Ryou would say.
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In all reality Ryou was sure he should of seen the signs coming from a mile away. One didn't live with Bakura for nearly all there lives and not notice when strange things happened. He was always up to something, even when he slept, Ryou was sure the man plotted.
Ryou could of course blame it on the fact he'd been exetremely busy as of late. It was the holiday's after all, so he spent most of his time christmas shopping, or buying food for a dinner. Yuugi or Malik would call him up and insist he help them wrap presents.
Apparently Ryou had a knack for it.
He could also blame it on school.
Holidays meant the end of the year and the end of the year meant exams. So inbetween everything else, he would be studing and couldn't pay attention to Bakura's antics.
Then again, others could easily point out that Ryou was smart. He didn't need to study all that much anyways did he? No, Everyone knew Ryou usually crammed right before big tests, it wasn't like he hid it.
He wanted people to know he wasn't the perfect student, and perfect child. So he was open about his flaws now.
Either way, excuses aside, it never occured to Ryou to expect Bakura when he'd heard the news caster commenting on over 2000 things of mistletoe to go missing.
Did Bakura even KNOW what mistletoe was anyways? Ryou'd never told him, and Isis had forbidden both Ryou and Bakura from seeing Malik after Bakura and Malik tried to cook the neighbors cat.
Apparently Ryou was in trouble for not paying attention. But to him it was a well deserved vacation for what sanity he might of had left.
Though he was pretty sure that sanity had left him as soon as he opened the closet door, and 2000 things of mistletoe came flying out at him.
He stared at the Green and Red plant in confusion before turning around and going to find Bakura.
Yes, Shoulda known something was up.
Walking into the living room, he saw the thief sitting on the couch, spawled out in laziness.
And without asking the smooth voice of Bakura spoke up.
"The evil christmas plant made me kiss Yami, It going to be burned."
Ryou scrunched up his face.
"I'm not ever kissing you again... not until your mouth has been thoroughly disinfected."
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