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A/N: To all my loyal readers, I apologize for my lack of updates. I am so incredibly blocked right now, I can't even explain. These are a series of stories I wrote to fill prompts on Tumblr to try to shake loose whatever it is that's stopping me from working. If you have anything you want to submit you can do it here or over on Tumblr. My username is loudmouthgleek

These are all Faberry but they don't all have to be. I like other ships too.

To Calculus

"But I don't understand why you're always hanging out with her," Finn said as he shuffled things around in his locker.

"I hang out with her because she's my friend, because she's recently been though something very traumatic, and despite her constant reassurance that she doesn't blame me, I still feel guilty about our part in her accident," Rachel said.

"Yeah, but she's-" Finn was cut off very abruptly by an elbow from Rachel to the ribs.

"Good morning, Quinn," Rachel called as the girl in question rolled up to them.

"Morning, Rachel, Finn," Quinn said extending her hand out palm up, "May I offer you a ride to class, madam?"

Rachel smiled, she had no idea when or why Quinn had started referring to her as madam. The first time she remembered her doing it was when The God Squad was singing to her, and since getting out of the hospital and coming back to school she had taken to the moniker more frequently. She assumed that Quinn wasn't implying that she ran a brothel so that could only mean that she meant it as a polite term of address to a woman of rank or authority, she was after all Glee Club Captain.

"Y'know," Finn cut in, "I can walk my fiancé to class."

Rachel looked at him, clearly torn. "Of course, you can," said Quinn, "but Rachel and I have class together first period and you're heading the other way, right?"

"Um, yeah, I guess," he said.

"Well, we wouldn't want you to be late," Quinn said.

"Yes," Rachel confirmed, "We wouldn't want you to lose your spot, Finn."

Finn looked confused… more so than usual. They had assigned seating in Spanish class, so he couldn't lose his seat. He thought to say something to that effect but ultimately just said, "Bye Rach, see you later." before taking off for class.

Quinn offered up her hand once more and said, "Your chariot awaits… madam."

Rachel smiled at the intonation once more and settled herself on Quinn's lap, her books clutched in her lap, "To Calculus!" Rachel said.

"To Calculus!" Quinn echoed and they were off.