Hiya!!!!! Needless to say, I am NOT Tolkien. Ha! AHAHAHA!!! Ahem, anyway, I am an admirer, so here you go, true Shadarii-style insanity, for your pleasure.
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Three rings for the clarinets
Down in the front
Seven for the trumpets in their longest row
Nine for percussionists, the ever-insane
One for the Drum Major, on her dark podium
In the land of Band-Room, where the weirdos stay
One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all
And on the field bind them.
In the land of Band-Room where the weirdos stay.

Short? Well, I didn't write the original, did I? ^_^