A Nomal Day in Parliament
It was a lovely sunny day in London. The birds were sang sweet tunes from the trees and the day was pefect.
In the House of Lords, the discussion for the cut backs on schools was still continuing for the fifth consecutive day, when all of a sudden, Nick Clegg and David Cameron burst in, their bed rushing in on wheels, both completley naked and already having sex.
NICKS COCK IS GOING TO EXPLODE ALL HIS BABY BATTER OVER DAVID'S BEDSHEETS AS DAVID'S BABY BATTER POURS INTO NICKS ASS
IT'S SOOOO INTENSE AS HIS RAGING BONER BURIES DEEP INTO HIS ASSBUTT AND NICK SOUNDS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD BOY GETTING A TOOTH TOOK OUT AS HE EEMMMPLLOOODDEEESS
HOLY SHIT IT'S A WHITE CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL
AND A LOT OF
JINGLE BALLS
HE MURMURS THAT HIS KOKORO GOES DOKI DOKI FOR HIM
/dokidokidokidokidoki/
OH FUCK
FUCK SCREAMS NICK AS DAVID'S MASSIVE MEAT SCHLONG DRIVES DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO HIS ASS
HIS FIRM TIGHT BUTTOCKS ARE SO ENGLISH AS DAVID GRIPS THE TATTOO OF THE QUEEN NICK HAS ON HIS LEFT BUTT CHEEK
AND THE OTHER TATTOO OF DAVID TENNET ON THE RIGHT
NICKS BUTT IS STRETCHED SO MUCH IT LOOKS LIKE BOTH TENNANT AND THE QUEEN ARE SMILING AT DAVID'S MEAT SCHLONG SLIDING IN AND OUT OF NICKS ASS
AND AS THEY MAKE LOVE IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONEY
NICK SINGS THE DOCTOR WHO THEME IN A MOANING FASHION
OOOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOOOOWOOOWEEEEWOOO
HOLY FUCKING CRUMPETS DAVID GASPS
AND DAVID TENNANT AND MATT SMITH SHOW UP AND START TO FILM THE REST OF THE FUCKING
AND OFFER THEIR SONIC SCREW DRIVERS AS DILDOS
NICK SCREAMS AS HE GETS ANOTHER SCREWDRIVER SHOVED UP HIS ASS AND DAVID SHOVES THE OTHER UP HIS OWN ASS
THEY BOTH PROCEED TO RUB THEIR MASSIVE COCKERELS TOGETHER AS THE SCREWDRIVERS TEASE THEIR BUTT HOLES
WHILE ONE DIRECTION BLASTS FROM THE RADIO
AND THEN JUST BEFORE HE REACHES CLIMAX DAVID SHOVES HIS COCK INTO NICKS OPEN EAGER MOUTH AND SHOOTS HIS BABY BATTER DOWN NICKS SORE RASPY SCREAM TORN THROAT
THEN THE CURTAINS DROP AND THEY SEE
THAT THEY ARE ON STAGE
IT IS MANY YEARS AGO
AND SHAKESPEAR APPLAUDS THEIR BEAUTIFUL ACT AS NICK GETS FILLED WITH BABY LIQUID
AND THAT
DEAR FRIENDS
IS HOW AN ENGLISH MAN
GETS MPREG
THE OLD PLAY WRITER SAYS
THE CROWD GOES WILD
THE DOCTORS AND THEIR SORCERY
AND THE QUEEN FAPS FURIOUSLY AT THIS WORK OF ART
NOOOOOOOO
WHY IS THE QUEEN PUTTING SOMETHING IN THEIR
IT'S PROBABLY ALL DUSTY AND GROSS
THE QUEEN CAN FAP AS MUCH AS SHE PLEASES
VERY WELL
BUT IT WILL BE DUSTY AND GROSS
EVEN PHILIP THE CREEPY CREEP WOULDN'T WANT THAT
PHILIP WOULD HAVE FAPPED AT THE GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE TOO
AND ASKED TO JOIN IT BUT
SADLY WAS REJECTED...
NOOOOOO
NOT POOR PHILIP
MEANWHILE DAVID IS LICKING AT NICKS BALLS, HUNGRY FOR NICKS BABY BATTER
ONLY DAVID TOUCHES NICK'S TENDER BUTTHOLE
AND HE IS SHOVING BOTH SCEWDRIVERS UP NICKS ASS AS HE LICKS NICKS BALLS IN HOPE OF RECEIVING HIS BABY BATTER
I#'M SCORRY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT BABY BATTER HESPLFP;SJMKP
I MEANA
AHERM
BABY BATTER IS THE BEST
"I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILD AND EAT THE ONES THAT WON'T MAKE IT TO MY STRANGE MAN EGG"
BUT OF COURSE
IS THAT NOT WHAT EVERYONE DOES THESE DAYS
HE SPLUTTERS AS HE TRIES HIS BEST TO GET WHAT HE WANT
WANTS
I WANT TO HOMO YOU ALL NIGHT
LONG AND HARD LIKE MY REIGN OVER BRITAIN
HE GRABS THE SHAFT OF THE LONG HEAVY MEAT SWORD AND SHOVES THE ENTIRE LENGTH DOWN HIS THROAT
CHOKING AND GAGGIN
GAGGING
PRAYING FOR EVEN THE SMALLEST DROP OF BABY BATTER FROM NICKS HUGE BULGING COCK
HIS
COLOSSAL PENIS
SMASHING DOWN WALL DAVID TO ATTACK THE CENTRAL BUTTHOLE
MISSION POINT HIS G-SPOT OF BUTTHOLENES
HIS BUTT IS SO WRECKED LIKE THE ECONOMY FROM HIS MASSSSIVEEEE DONGLE
*FIRES SHOT*
GRABBING NICKS COCK DESPERATLY SHOVING IT DOWN HIS THROAT
AND THEN
OUT OF NOWHERE
A MASSIVE TIDAL WAVE OF BABY BATTER FLOWING DOWN DAVID'S STARVED, PARCHED NECK
A WAVE OF BABY BATTER LARGE ENOUGH TO DROWN ALL OF TOKYO
DAVID LAPS IT UP ACTING LIKE HE IS THE SUBORDINATE PRIME MINISTER
BUT NICK ISN'T DONE
HIS BABY BATTER IS STILL RUSHING OUT OF HIS MASSIVE, COLLOSAL, THROBBING COCK
SPLASHING DAVID IN THE FACE, GETTING ALL IN HIS HAIR
THE QUEEN GETS SOME SPLASH BACK ON HER BOOBIES
WHY HER BOOBIES
WHY NOT?
THEY ARE AS FLAT AS A WITCHES TITS
FINE THEN
HOW ABOUT HARRY STYLES
ALL OVER HER LITTLE TIARA
HER BOOBS ARE YOUNG AND PERKY
GETTING IN HER HAIR
AND SOME GOES OVER HARRY STYLES' BOOBIES
AND JUSTIN BEIBER GETS SHOT IN THE FACE SO HARD HE DIES
APOLOGISING ALL THE WAY TO HIS DEATH BECAUSE SHE IS A PROPER CANADIAN
DICK GAME SO BAD IT KILLS
PCHOOOOOOOOO
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
MISSILES OF WHITE FURY
LET THE STORM RAAAAGEEE OONNNNN
UNBORN BABIES FLYING INTO EVERYONES FACE AND BOOBIES
THE BRITISH WEATHER MEN
IS STARTLE AS HE TELLS BRITAIN
THAT IT WILL BE HEAVY RAINS OF GAY BABY SEX WHITE RAIN
PROTECT THE TEA
THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN SCRAEMS
NOONE SHOULD GO OUTSIDE UNLESS THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT OR HAVE CLEGG BABY BATTER ALL OVER THEM
BUT PEOPLE DISOBEY
RUNNING OUT
GETTING ALL OF NICK AND DAVID'S BABY BATTER IN THEIR TEA
AND DRINKING IT UP LIKE DIRTY UPPERCLASS PEOPLe
AND THEN
THAT'S WHEN THE PHENOMENON HAPPENED
BABY BATTER TEA STARTED TO SELL LIKE HOT CAKES
TEA HAD GONE UP A WHOLE 10% IN WAGES
AND EVERYONE WAS DOWNING HOT STEAMY BABY BATTER LIKE IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE GONE IN THE MORNING
A/N: Hey guys. I would just like to apologise for this story. Me and my friend were talking on facebook one day, and I know it sounds weird, but we managed to write this story together. The only reason this actually happened was because she said "This conversation is slow, here's a topic. Dicks. There, run with it." I mentioned David Cameron and Nick Clegg being dicks, and I was running with them (Yeah, bad joke, get over it) and then we managed to come up with this masterstrocity. Well, I apologise once again for this. I will try not to put stuff up like this too often, but I will write some smutts. Thanks for reading this story, and actually getting through it. Well done, friend. Well done :)
