A Day in the Life of the Dark Lord

AN: This is in a diary format, from (you guessed it) Voldemort's point of view, It takes place sometime during the summer between Harry's fourth and fifth years.

Disclaimer: I defiantly do not own anything you recognize, that all belongs to JK Rowling and Warner Brothers. Well I don't think waffles and steak do, but you all know what I mean. Enjoy!

Date Unknown,

Lost my calendar today, I suspect Wormtail took it. He will pay tomorrow. I woke up today, and went down for breakfast only to find that we were out of bacon, which angered me, so I cursed the house elf that told me so. NOTE TO SELF: Send Crabbe out for bacon

So I ate a baconless breakfast, and was lacking protein, because I don't like sausage. But I did get waffles with strawberries and cream. I ate alone as usual; it wouldn't do if my faithful Death eater saw me not wearing my uber evil black robes. Anyway, I got dressed after breakfast, and ordered some house elf to do my laundry, I despise dirty laundry.

Then I summoned Wormtail, and he was all like my lord and bowing to me. I inspire such loyalty. He then said that Snape had some important information regarding Dumbledore and his weak ridiculous Order of the Phoenix. NOTE TO SELF: Destroy this Order, it seems like it will complicate my life

So I sent Wormtail away, but as it is um, well a weekday I couldn't call Snape right away. NOTE TO SELF: Get a new calendar, the old one was lame anyway

I planned all day, and found out that I needed Polyjuice Potion. I guest that's why I have a Potion's Master. I've got this long list of things to do that will lead to me ruling the world for all time! So here it all together:

Kill Harry Potter (This is very important)

Get the bloody prophecy (How Snape got caught before he heard all of it... I must hear it)

Figure out how to get Dumbledore out of the way (It's not like I'm scared or anything it's just he's well a nuisance)

Take over the Ministry

Ensure my return remains secret

Check Death Eaters for treachery

Free my loyal death eaters from Azkaban

Learn more about the Ministry and Hogwarts and the Order of the Phoenix

Of course five will won't last forever, but it is rather helpful. I need to keep the Muggle and Mudblood killing to a minimum though, it'll be hard, I mean it is a lot of fun and a great stress reliever but it'll have to wait.

After all that planning, it was time for dinner. The house elf didn't have dinner ready, which angered me. I lost it a little, and well the results weren't good. NOTE TO SELF: Acquire a new house elf

So another elf made me dinner, which was quite good actually. I had some steak and potatoes and corn. It was then time to summon Snape, so I did. I hate having to wait so long for him though. I mean yes he can't disapparate right away and has to keep suspicions down, but it takes so long. So he finally got here, and bowed and stuff, and was like: what information do you have for me? And he told me that old coot Dumbledore had all these guards around the Department of Mysteries. NOTE TO SELF: Find out who told him I was going to infiltrate the Ministry for that prophecy.

So I got that info and I ordered Snape to make me some Polyjuice Potion. He left and I retired to bed. NOTE TO SELF: Get new pyjamas, these ones itch

I have a Death eater meeting tomorrow, I probably won't summon Snape though, because I did so today, and well he doesn't need to know everything.

And now to sleep, I must be well rested if I wish to do all that needs to be done.

A/N (again) Please leave a review, and if you guys want me to do more with this story I definatly would. Let me know. DFTBA