"I'm not gay!"
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It was suppose to be his day off. A day were he does nothing but cleaning, too bad though, the shitty brats just had to interrupt... In the worst way possible of course.

Rivaille, he bears quite a few titles... The Lance Corporal... Humanity's Strongest... Titles are titles, but everyone knows how scary he can be. Yet, idiots stay idiots.

As they all were idiots, they created themselves a pathway to hell. Now, our drear Corporal is angered, furious, in rage... All because of our favourite group of soldiers.

Eren Jaeger of course, making Mikasa and Armin tag along. Connie joined in as well, along with Jean and Sasha. Naturally, Ymir would want to follow for the fun of it, which includes her dear angel Historia. Bertholdt and Reiner were there too... but Annie was absent.

Back to where we were...

The room was quiet, nothing breaking the stiff silence within the walls. Tension was steadily growing, from the short Corporal. What beats a mad man in rage? A quiet one.

Most of them were as pale as ghosts, they knew asking this question was indeed a very, seriously, bad idea... Yet they still took the risk. Only Mikasa was calm and collected.

Rivaille let go of a breath, making the poor group gulp. Hanji was grinning like crazy as per usual, Erwin had one eyebrow raised in amusement.

"Repeat that shitty question."

Of course no one would dare reply Rivaille, the Lance Corporal, Humanity's Strongest. Although...

"Are you gay"

Eren and the others grew wide eyes on his foster sister, she actually had the courage to speak up. Then again, she is Mikasa after all.

A visible angry mark like those in cartoons were currently situated on Rivaille's forehead. Hanji grinned wider, Erwin had started to smirk.

"Mikasa Ackerman... How brave you are to answer my question."

"It's only my duty to reply to my higher-ups."

"Oh? Well then Ackerman, are you oh-so-deeply in love with your boyfriend?"

Now blood was boiling in the oriental beauty, Eren was gasping, he was only Mikasa's brother!

"Eren, sir, is only the brother who I cherish and love. No relations out of family basis am I in with him."

Rivaille was about to speak up, too bad, Mikasa beat him to it.

"Well then with all due respect sir, as I've answer your question, it's time you answer mine."

"...Tch"

That was all Rivaille replied, so Mikasa decided to anger him more.

"Does that mean a yes? So you are gay?"

You can hear Connie murmuring an 'uh-oh' while Historia is gripping Ymir's shirt. Armin was on the verge of tears while Jean was sweat dropping. Eren was... looking rather fine, 'looking'. They all stared at Rivaille, whose eyes are now hidden within his bangs, when suddenly...

"Shut the f*ck up Ackerman! I am NOT F*CKING GAY DAMMIT!"

"What? You said you're gay?"

Eren and Armin are now trying their best to persuade Mikasa to now anger the Corporal any further. Hanji was laughing the loudest... Okay fine, she was the only one laughing in the room.

"Omg Rivaille.. Ahaha... Ahahahhahaahhahahaa"

Another vein popped out of Rivaille's head.

"I SAID IM NOT A F*CKING GAY, AND I LOV-"

Hold up, Rivaille paused. He knew he almost slipped out a big secret from his mouth. Now all the attention is being shifted from his gay to his crush.

"Oh.. So Corporal has someone he likes?!" Eren shouted.

Everyone else in the room had mouth shaped in an 'o'... except Mikasa and Erwin of course, they both had their eyebrows raised.

"Uwaaaaa RIVAILLE! I DIDNT KNOW THAT!" Hanji said enthusiastically, again, still grinning.

"No, I-"

"My oh my Rivaille, who could that person be..." Erwin said.

"NO-"

Corporal has a weakness after all..." Ymir added.

"N-"

"I wonder who she is..." Jean said.

"SHUT YOUR SHITTY MOUTHS UP! I LOVE ACKERMAN OKAY! I LOVE MIKASA ACKERMAN!"

Thus, we have a now blushing Rivaille and Mikasa.