Disclaimer: I am male, therefore I am not J.K. Rowling. So I don't own Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fudge, Umbridge or anything else. Not even a brick from Hogwarts. But I am also not Eoin Colfer, who owns Artemis Fowl. He only is here as a reference to my first, horrible Fanfic.
AN: This is the law. The effect will be in the next chapter... expect death, fourth wall breaking(which causes death... or do you want to be crushed under a wall?) Plot armor, crack pairings and Draco in leather pants.
Law Nr. 2583: To protect magical Great Britain
Due to the sudden disappearing of 60% of the female population, the ministry of magic decided to force marriages, as we have to keep up the population. Officially the reason will be to remove the pureblood supremacists from Great Britain to avoid another war. The likely cause: Hermione Jane Granger has to be punished, and get a bad spouse. The other cause: Artemis Fowl the second from Dublin, Ireland is likely deceased, at least according to our sources. The law will concern everyone over 16 Years of age. It will work like a lottery on most cases. Current marriages which have no children or lasted under 5 years will be dissolved. Further, the marriages of Arthur and Molly Weasley, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy will also be dissolved.
Lord Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, the Malfoy's house elf Dobby and Severus Snape will be resurrected according to form 768h "resurrection of a recently deceased into a perfectly complete human being", form 768e "resurrection of a recently deceased magical creature into itself" and the new form 768LV "resurrection of a villain, who was resurrected as a human-snake hybrid into a stronger, smarter and overall improved human being"
Signed
Cornelius Fudge
Minister of Magic
Dolores Umbridge
Head of the department of Family, Traditions and Morale
