Once upon a time, the Marauders, i.e. James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black, woke up one morning to loud swearing and many fluffy pillows aimed straight for their faces by the one-and-only, Lily Evans and her friends.
Lily- YOU STUPID INCOMPETANT TROLL! YOU DESERVE TO DIE, JAMES POTTER!
Prongs- Wha-? What the heck is going on?
Lily- YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU OVERSIZED DEMENTOR! DIE!
*candelabras are swinging over James' head*
Padfoot- Oi! Lily! What're you doing?!
Moony- Yeah! This is the BOYS dorm, in case you haven't noticed!
Lily- DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?! *glares at Remus*
Moony- Uh, no ma'am! I mean, yes ma'am! I mean-*sweats nervously*
Wormtail- What he means is, WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU SWINGING MY CANDELABRA OVER MY FRIEND'S HEAD?! *hands folded across chest*
Moony- Nice save. *fist bump*
Lily- Oh, sorry, Peter. *grabs a bronze basket full of mail* DIE, POTTER!
Moony- I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA TO USE A BRONZE BASKET SO THAT WE CAN GET OUR MAIL EARLIER THAN THE REST OF THE SCHOOL, PADS!
Padfoot- WELL, I SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
Moony- SINCE WHEN HAS ANYTHING YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT BEEN A GOOD IDEA?!
Padfoot- YEAH, WELL- Actually, you make a good point. *scratches head in thought*
Moony- *smirk*
Wormtail- Hey, Lily, can you please tell us why are you in the Boys Dorm, anyway?
Lily- *sobs* this- this, MADMAN *points at James* this- OGRE, cornered me after dinner yesterday in the corridor behind the Fat Lady's Portrait, and- *sniff* started HITTING- *sniff* ON ME! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Padfoot- WHAT?! PRONGS?! YOU WERE HITTING ON LILY, AND I WASN'T EVEN THERE TO RECORD THAT PRECIOUS MOMENT OF WHEN THE TWO LOVVEBIRDS FIRST CAME TOGETHER?! YOU INSOLENT CREEP!
Wormtail, Moony- *snigger*
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