If there was one thing Gray had learned from sharing a bed with his girlfriend, it's that you should never, ever give her cheesecake before going to bed. Actually, you shouldn't allow her to even touch any once the sun has set.

So cheesecake as dessert for dinner? No. Definitely not.

The couple was trying to sleep one night, the first time Gray made that very mistake. Well, at least Gray was. Meanwhile, Erza's legs thrashed and kicked at him, her voice springing through the air as she hummed a tune they had heard in a town they passed through during a recent mission.

Gray loves her voice, mind you, but not at that moment. Not when he's on the verge of sleeping and her voice is giving him a feeling similar to nearly falling off a cliff.

He closed his eyes and tried to sleep again, but this time, Erza's hands jumped up in the air.

Gray groaned, faced her and glared, but she didn't seem to notice. So he collected her in his arms, and enveloped Erza with his whole body. His arms around her torso, locking her arms with it, his legs draped over hers to prevent it from moving again.

"Graaaaaay," Erza whined. Right, He can't really stop her vocal chords from doing its job.

"What."

"You're making me feel like a burrito."

"A what?"

"Or should it be a quesadilla?"

"Erza, sleep."

"But I can't. Why don't we go on a mission tomorrow? With Lucy and Natsu this time? It's been a while since the four of us have been on a mission together! Can we go where they sell good cheesecake? I heard there was this town—"

Erza continued her babble, almost forgetting to breathe. Gray, who had been growing more frustrated with every word uttered, thought of a way to shut her up; he kissed her.

Needless to say, it was very effective.

"Erza, sleep."

"How could I, after what you just did?"


AN: So this is a collection of Grayza oneshots (mostly drabbles) that we started because we've been seeing people lose hope in this ship (us included). But we needed an outlet for all these feels and so this collection was born! Please feel free to send us prompts through our tumblr (al-ysa). Thanks for reading!