You Have Me
By spongecake2
Author's Note: Something insultingly short for Crimbo. As I scoured through the watery depths of my writings, I noticed this. Then the planets aligned and I actually thought something I had wrote was actually decent. However, I remember that the last time I posted it; it got removed for one reason or another. Well, I thought, screw the admin; I'm going to give it another shot. From Heihachi's point of view, because I'm annoyed with the idea of him actually loving Kazuya's mother. I mean, come on, this is a guy who hosts tournaments while wearing nappies, he's not mentally stable. Read and review.
So the priest asks me what my answer is.
Hmm... let me think.
Well, Kazume, you've given me everything I needed from you already. Do I really need to suffer any more of your pathetic and petty irritancies? Let's face it. You are a bitch. I'll just repeat that.
You
Are
A
Bitch.
I don't know why I chose you in the first place. You fell in love with me, so I thought it would be the quickest way out of this. The lies I had told to keep you happy. You're such a waste of time. Why did I ever stay with you anyway?
Oh, yeah... him.
I wanted a son. That's all I wanted from you. And a son you've given me. Unfortunately, you gave me that son. That little Kazuya brat. Always hanging out with that dumb Kazama twit. So I got Lee Chaolin, that little tramp, so the whole relationship was pretty much a pointless run around, me avoiding duty to listen to your monotonous voice...
Guess what I bought for Kaz...
Jun is such a sweet little girl...
You'll never guess who I saw the other day...
Oooooh, I love you so much...
Oooooh, I hate you so much. You're so whiny. And annoying. And boring. Oh, sweet mercy, I want to fall asleep whenever you start talking. And god, Kazume, I frankly don't give a shit about what your auntie said about Kazuya last year, and I care more about that than you. Even sex with you is boring.
Yeah. That's how boring you are. You've ruined sex for me.
I look around the congregation. Time seems to have frozen. Everyone's smiling. You're smiling. The priest is smiling. Kazuya's smiling. Jun's smiling. Even I'm smiling.
The world is smiling on us.
Can't the world just go fuck itself?
Aha, finally, somebody who's not smiling. My father. Jinpachi. He's no longer in charge of the Zaibatsu. Thank god for retirement. He's simply looking on in knowing anxiety.
Shall I make all his fears come true?
I look to Kazuya and Jun. My worthless son and his pathetic best friend. Sometime, I think it goes beyond that, but I shrug those thoughts away. They're only four. However, when I see them getting married, and I wouldn't be surprised when it happens, I'll look on in disgust, no smiling, no knowing anxiety, no fucking bubbly "Aww, that's my boy" bullshit.
Finally, I look to you. Smiling at me, you love me more than the world. I hate you far more than that. Sometimes, I even consider killing you. However, I have an even more painful and funny idea. Your squirming face will be so fucking funny to watch.
And, as I finally tell the priest my answer, as my smile grows, as your expression turns from joy to shock, as the congregation looks on in horror, as my father sighs in defeat, tell me. Tell me, my dear Kazume.
I've now stated my answer.
So what's your answer?
Ooh, what a bad guy. Wait, he is the bad guy. I've noticed that some people like the idea of Heihachi being in love before but losing her and turning bad. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but for me that simply doesn't work. He's an evil dude, he can't be in love. Anyway, read and worship me as an awesome super-being. And Merry Thursday!
