Chapter 1

Hey guys, SamFlyer859 here with a new fanfiction! It's a crossover between Mario,Splatoon...and SMG4. If you don't know who he is, just look him up on Youtube, he has some really hilarious videos. This story is SMG4 inspired but it's not going to be as random as his videos however...but I hope you guys enjoy it.

Also, I got Splatoon about more than a month ago and I absolutely love it and I have the Inkling Boy amiibo as well...for now.

Note: I do not own anything


Chapter 1

A dark blue pipe rose out of the ground in the middle of an area which seems to resemble a skateboard park, but there's no people or even skateboarders around to be seen. The sun's rays beams down brightly creating a few mirages in various spots. Something emerged from the pipe, a polka-dotted mushroom.

Toad popped his head out and scanned the place "Hmm...Where are we?" He asked himself in a slight hoarse voice. The area seems to be empty except for some graffiti, rails, ramps, hills and a few posters here and there, one of them has two silhouettes in a weird pose covered in colorful glitter and other structures.

"Strange looking place…hey guys check this out!" Toad screeched into the pipe, ringing the ears of whoever is inside which caused him to be blasted right out of there, landing about a few feet away.

An angry Italian plumber, Mario emerged with his pinkie in his ear "Dammit Toad, you didn't have to-a do that!" He exclaimed, and then he observed his surroundings, looking confused "Hmm…is this-a Koopa Park?"

"No" Toad replied "Sure looks like it though…"

"Whoa!" Mario yelped, found himself sitting on SMG4's shoulders "Hello" he spoke, then Luigi popped up and finally Steve causing them to stack on one another creating a wobbly tower of stupidity.

"Ahh! One at a-time guys!" Mario yelled

"Hi guys!" Steve greeted

"Steve!" The others shouted at the cubed, pixelated human-thing. "Don't worry guys I can do this!" Steve said and preceded to step out of the pipe and began walking without any signs of struggling which caught Toad by surprise "Wow, didn't know that weird cube guy is strong!"

"You're just now noticing?" SMG4 half-yelled as Steve is carrying them. Toad watched in amazement when they strolled by...and then realizing he's not part of it "Hold up! Let me get a piece of that action!" He ran to them and scurried up, stomping on Luigi's and SMG4's noses and almost knocking off Mario's hat, he stood on his head. "Let's go!"

But they stopped moving all of a sudden "Uh why did you guys stop?"

"I want to know where the heck we are" SMG4 replied

"Yeah, are you sure this is-a Koopa Park?" Luigi questioned, looking at Mario with suspicion

"I don't-a know!" Mario yelled

"Well instead of standing here looking like a bunch of buffoons, we should get a move on and find out" Toad suggested "Onward Steve!"

Steve began to move again, strolling across the park. The dark blue pipe they exited from suddenly sank back into the ground and disappeared. They didn't even notice it disappearing either.

"Are you-a sure Steve knows where he's going?" Luigi asked

"Don't worry, I'm pretty sure he knows where he's going" SMG4 smirked


20 Minutes Later…

They are still walking around aimlessly in the park with no hope of actually getting somewhere. They even passed and ignored a half-buried UFO in a large open area, the sun is still shining down brightly but the heat doesn't seem to bother Mario and the rest that much.

"Whee! This is-a fun!" Mario whooped

"You said it, Mario!" Luigi agreed

"Yahoo!" SMG4 went

Toad is not enjoying it; his face is turning into a 1-up mushroom "I'm think I'm going to be sick…" He groaned, but then he sees something in the distance what appears to be buildings not too far away, he could make out a lime-green tower with a huge creature wrapped around it. "Hey guys! I see something in the distance!" He shouted

"What is it?" SMG4 asked

"I see buildings, a tower and something huge is there!"" He answered

"Oh really? You sure that's not-a your mom you looking at?" Mario joked, which caused others to laugh causing Toad to have a slouched face in annoyance.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Really hilarious!" Toad shouted in a sarcastic tone

In another part of the area, a group of strange looking beings with dark red octopus tentacles like-hair covering their heads wearing blacking tops, pants, boots and gear welding strange looking weapons are watching the heroes goofing around with curiosity as they never seen these creatures before. One of them spoke to another in a weird, bubbly Japanese-like language.

"What are those? Inklings?" The humanoid creature looked at them for a moment before another one responded "They don't look like Inklings or any sea creatures…but they look like easy targets, let's get em!" Then all of the octopus humanoids transformed into octopus form and super jumped into the air.

The others are still laughing from Mario's insult, and the mushroom guy was about to fume up.

"Shut up!" Toad shouted

"We can't help it if it's too funny Toad!" SMG4 said

"Wahhh!" Luigi suddenly yelped, nearly topping the tower.

"Dammit Luigi what was that-a for?" Mario whined, looking angry.

"Look!" Toad pointed at the ground in front of them. It's covered in magenta liquid. The heroes examined the strange substance with interest and disgust, they can hear very faint gurgling sounds from it.

"Is that-a paint?" Luigi wondered

"It could be" Toad replied

The goop reminds Mario of the disgusting goop back in Delfino Island, where he had to clean up pretty much everything around the island which made him upset thinking about it.

"It looks like-a someone had too much fun painting" Mario commented

Then figures began to emerge from the goop and pointed their guns at them as they're laughing. It was the octopus humanoids, taking the heroes by surprise.

"What the hell are those things? They look like a rejected dancing group" Toad insulted

"Oh my god they look so…" SMG4 began

"Adorable!" Both Toad's and Mario's eyes began to shine chibi-style before he got to finish his sentence. They looked at them in a weird way, then one of them took out an bigger weapon which made everybody yelped and screamed thinking it's a rocket launcher "Let's-a get out of here!" Luigi yelled

"Let's deuce!" Steve began to sprint away along with everyone else. The octopus humanoids sighed and grunted as they all turned into an octopus and gave chase, inking everything in their path. Running along the ledges, they caught up to the heroes and began shooting at them and kept missing as waves of ink are raining down upon them.

Toad duck his head just in time to avoid being hit by a single shot "Ha! Ya missed!" The humanoids looked up and went off into different directions.

Steve made a few turns around ramps to get away as far as they can, and they made another turn…they don't see them anywhere.

"Did we lose them?" SMG4 was frightened. Toad looked around quickly, not spotting anything "Yep! No sign of those things!"

"Better hope so!" Mario yelped

"What were those-a things?" Luigi looked around

"Evil octopus people!" Toad screamed

One octopus humanoid was ahead of them, hiding behind a wall. She calculated the spot of where the heroes are heading, aimed down the sights and shot out a pile of ink onto the ground and started snickering as she swam away.

As soon as the ink splat the ground, Steve stepped on it and slid across as if it were a banana peel, leaving a trail behind. They all started to holler out and ended when they hit a wall on the other side and they all fell off of each other causing the ink to go everywhere.

"Ohhhh…my head" Mario groaned

"Mama-mia…" Luigi moaned

"Where did that come from?" SMG4 wondered

"Was that the same goopy stuff from those octopus people?" Toad looks a bit scared, looking at the magenta colored ink

"Don't-a care! Let's get out of-" Mario began but was interrupted

"Look!" Steve pointed at front of them. The humanoids jumped off the ledges and landed in front of the heroes, bearing their sharp fangs laughing, pointing their weapons at them.

They knew it...this is the end for them. They were inching closer and closer.

"Quick Toad, what are the chances of-a surviving this?" Luigi looked at Toad who is wide eyed.

"The chances of us surviving is...yep we're screwed it's been nice knowing ya"

"Ahhhh!" They all went

Then suddenly they heard another voice which sounded like a female voice off to the side. Everyone looked, they caught a glimpse of another humanoid. This one looks different, she appears to have two dark blue tentacles coming from each side of her head and is wearing yellow and black gear and outfit.

The octopus humanoids snarled and raised their weapons but ended up screaming in pain, as a large dark blue mini-tornado zoomed right through them leaving their stuff behind.

Mario and the rest were speechless as more ink was splattered around.

"Dude that is some messed up crap right there" Toad broke the silence

Dark blue ink covered up the magenta ink and the humanoid that saved them emerged from it. "Hey you guys ok?" She spoke up, in a similar bubbly language "Glad those Octolings didn't get you"

They managed to get a better inspection of her. Black and yellow outfit, shoes, headgear, carrying a weapon in one hand. She has rather tan skin and blue eyes but what catches their attention the most is the tentacles hanging down from each side of her head and seeing the suction cups at the end of it...like a squid.

"Octolings...? Is that what those-a ugly things were?" Mario asked, flicking off the ink from his arm.

"Yep...those Octojerks I've just splattered...were the Octolings" said the squid girl

Mario and his friends look at each other in a bewildered way. Things are going to be pretty interesting...


So that was the first chapter! How is it? Bad? Ok? Good?

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