I will destroy the moon and the Sun for the rights of Naruto!
Breaking news:
The moon has been blown up and the Sun is next if Kishimito-Sensei doesn't give up the rights to "Naruto". Kishimoto-San what do you have to say?
Never
I guess that means I don't own Naruto.
If Naruto had to think about it, he'd say that the world was full of hypocritical bastards with no regard to the chaos their actions or consequences brought. But that It was laughing hysterically nevermind that he hadn't heard it produced so much as a sniffle in 15 years oh no. It was laughing hysterically, in which case the fox's laughter wasn't exactly lightening up the place.
Here he sat up in this Kami forsaken room where the only available means of escape was the front door guarded by A.N.B.U guard. Well guarding is exactly the word he would use more like a touristenjoying a visit to the nearest hot spot. If the hot spot was in dank cell covered in chakra repellent tag. In the middle of the torture and interrogation tower.
But still how was he to know that getting drunk with Sai and then sort of mating with him would create this situation. Who was he kidding Sai was his and no amount of bastardy vibes and menacing glares would deter that. But that didn't mean he had to share! And as he kept glaring at the inconspicuous A.N.B.U who for some reason reminded him of someone, the door open. And then the Bitch came in tow with her Master. Fuck! Could this day get any better?!
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