To Be Six Again
Sasuke was sitting on
the edge of the bed, observing his wife, Sakura, turning
back and
forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday
was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have
for her
Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again." She replied, still looking in the mirror.
So on the morning of
her Birthday, Sasuke arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything
there was.
Five hours later they
staggered out of the theme park. Sakura's head was
reeling and
her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and
a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a
movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted.
Sasuke leaned over to Sakura
with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well
Dear, what was it like
being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is going to
get it wrong.
