Disclaimer: I don't own CCS in anyway and never will. =/

A/N: Hi all. My friend, Aqua Blue, and I came up with the idea of this fic together, so we both get credit. oh and there's a scene in there that is from one of the episodes of the TV show "Boy Meets World," with a change of characters, of course. I don't own "Boy Meets World" in any way either, but see if you can catch it. And if you don't watch "Boy Meets World," then oh well. But it's a really good show and it's funny.

Warning: There will be Kaho/Eriol pairing bashing, and a little Kaho bashing. =] So if you're a K/E fan, do not, I repeat, DO NOT read. Unless you have a very open, I repeat, OPEN mind. I don't have anything against Kaho; it' just that she gets in the way of ET. And of course I'm a hardcore ET fan. ;] It's just humor so plz don't get mad. =]

She's Too Tall!

Chapter 1: nightmare

Hiiragizawa Eriol bolted up into a sitting position in bed, perspiration streaming down his flushed cheeks. Panting, he reached for his glasses sitting on the side drawer and placed them on the bridge of his nose. He reached the kitchen finding his two guardians awake with a cup of hot cocoa waiting for him.

"That dream again, Eriol-sama?" Spinel Sun inquired.

"Hai," Eriol replied drearily.

"We sensed your distress, master, and came prepared with a cup of hot cocoa for you," Akizuki Nakuru added, looking at their master with concern.

"Arigatoo gozaimasu." Sitting down, he began sipping on the cocoa.

"Would you like to talk about it? Maybe retell it so we may endeavor to analyze it for you?" Spinel suggested.

He simply replied with "sure," and began reiterating the nightmare that had haunted him for three days.

-Flashback/Dream Mode-

Eriol was wearing a white tuxedo, standing at the altar; it was Eriol Hiiragizawa and Kaho Mizuki's wedding day (GROSS, I know xP). Wedding bells were chiming while the wedding march was playing. Sakura Kinomoto, Tomoyo Daidouji, Syaoran Li, their families, Kaho's family, and Eriol's family (lets just say he has one besides his guardians) were all there. Syaoran was the best man, while Sakura was the maid of honor, both standing next to the altar, awaiting the bride's arrival. Tomoyo sat in the audience, watching with clouded eyes. But before Eriol could decipher the mist in those radiant, violet orbs, Kaho came through the door, wearing a white wedding gown and holding a bouquet. Smiling with tears of joy, Kaho began walking down the aisle.

The priest recited the words from his book, leading to the last question. "Do you, Kaho Mizuki, take Eriol Hiiragizawa to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, 'til death do you part?" He looked up at Kaho, awaiting her answer. (I don't know if it's right, but that's what I remember, so just go along with it )

Smiling that dopey smile of hers and turning to Eriol, Kaho replied, "I do."

The priest continued on. "And do you, Eriol Hiiragizawa, take Kaho Mizuki to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, 'til death do you part?"

Smiling warmly, he replied, "…I do." (Don't worry; it's just a dream! It's NOT real! There's no way in hell that I would ever let that happen in one of my fics!!)

The priest looked into the audience. Some were in tears while others wore scornful scowls. "Are there any objections to the joining of these two in holy matrimony?"

The almost-newly-weds turned to the crowd. To their dismay, everyone was standing up; all except one: Tomoyo.

Now there were tears of grief in Kaho's eyes. "W-why is everyone o-objecting?" she stuttered. "Mother?" she looked at her mother in the front row.

Pointing an accusing finger at her daughter, she shouted, "You're too tall for him!!"

"W-what?" Kaho squeaked through the tears.

"You heard what I said! You're too tall for him!! You're old enough to be his mother for heaven's sake! You're too freakin' tall for him! Call off the wedding!" she demanded with disdain.

"What are you saying? I won't call it off!"

While the mother-daughter battle waged on, Eriol was looking at the one person who wasn't against them, entranced by her. But still, he could not read her eyes. No words were spoken, only mutual silence endured with a profound expression on both faces.

Then finally, Kaho grabbed Eriol's arm, forcing him to face the priest once again.

"Go on with the ceremony. Pronounce us husband and wife," Kaho practically yelled at him.

"I'm sorry, but I cannot do that if there are that many objections. This wedding is off."

"What?! You can't do that! This is our wedding, not yours! You have no right to call it off! The wedding is on!" she barked.

"I'm sorry about all this, but…have a nice day." Smiling brightly, the priest walked away, with his last sentence morbid in the beginning, and cheery in the last part. Shaking his head and still smiling, he said to himself, "Crazy kids. They never learn."

"But-but—get back here!" Kaho screamed after him. "Come back and marry us now!" But of course she had no such luck.

Then all of a sudden, a marriage license appeared in Eriol's hand—their marriage license. Just as suddenly, a huge stamp appeared out of no where and was pressed against the sheet, marking it with a big fat red word that read 'void.'

Abruptly, the entire scene was swirling. Everything was swirling around Eriol in a dreamlike way, shouting at him, scowling, looking, until finally, he woke up.

-End Flashback/Dream Mode-

"What does this all mean?" Eriol asked, looking at his creations. "Why can't I decipher this dream? I've always been able to interpret my dreams. What makes this one so special?"

"Perhaps it's beyond dreams. Maybe fate's trying to tell you something—it wouldn't be the first time, you know."

"Yes, but what?"

"Well it must have something to do with Mizuki-san, your relationship, and Daidouji-san."

"Yea, that's pretty patent, but what exactly does it mean? How are they even related? Does it mean that if Kaho and I decide to get married, it'll be ruined? This is so frustrating."

"Why don't you just rest, master? You can sit in your 'throne of evil' tomorrow and think all you want," Nakuru suggested perkily.

"I guess." He walked off into his dark bedroom, slipping under the covers. He closed his eyes and drifted to sleep, whispering "Daidouji-san…" unconsciously.

-x-

Sitting in a local café, Eriol waited patiently for Kaho's arrival—they were on a date. Panting and out of breath, Kaho burst into the café doors, running over to Eriol, nearly tripping on her own four inch heels. (As if she wasn't tall enough already).

"Gomen nasai, Eriol-kun," she panted.

"It's alright. A lovely waitress has been keeping me company. Are you ready to order?" Eriol sounded just fine, but the sight of those towering heels reminded him of his dream.

She cocked a shaved and penciled-in eyebrow with suspicion. "'Lovely waitress'?"

"Hai." He smiled his kawaii smile.

She put down the menu. "Were you flirting with her?" There was an edge to the accusing question.

"No, of course not. You have nothing to worry about."

The waitress then walked over. "Konnichi wa, Hiiragizawa-san. Ready to take your order? Oh! This must be your date. …you didn't tell me you had a lunch date with your mother. The way you were talking, I thought it was a DATE date." (lol yes, I'm evil).

"Uh, this is a DATE date," Eriol said. "This is my girlfriend, Kaho Mizuki."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Nice to meet you, Mizuki-san. It's just you look old enough to be his mother…so I assumed…anyway, what would you like?"

Kaho boiled at that, but Eriol was shocked at the words 'old enough to be his mother'. It was the same line from his dream. Could it really have any connection? Nah, he thought, putting it aside.

After another hour of staring from other customers, (b/c the waitress told them about their situation) they decided to go for a walk in the park.

Walking through the tranquil atmosphere of the park in the afternoon, the two saw children playing and chuckling.

"Ah, the good old days," Kaho commented.

"Yes, but those days aren't over yet," Eriol returned.

"Maybe not for you, but I would look silly playing football like them."

"Actually—" but he never got to finish his sentence, as a girl Eriol's age interrupted him.

"Ooooh. Your little brother is soooo cute, lady! Can I have his number?"

Eriol smiled amusingly while Kaho glared and retorted, "Hands off the merchandise, little girl. He's my boyfriend!"

"Eww! Never mind then. I don't like guys that date older women," she said, disgustedly. Walking away, she mumbled, "especially ones that are old enough to be your mother."

Both frowned at that—Kaho with contempt and Eriol without much emotion. But Kaho just had to comment, "I heard that you little brat!"

But the 'little brat' only turned to stick her tongue out at Kaho, then ran off with her friends. Eriol sweatdropped at the sight. "Uh, why don't we just spend the afternoon at my place?"

"Yes, that'd be great, darling."

As they walked, they came to a large crevice in the pavement. Eriol overstepped it, but the oblivious redhead stuck her heel right in the center of crack, tripping over on her face and breaking her shoe. "Wahhh! …Ow."

"Kaho! Daijobu?" He bent down to help her up.

"Yea, I'm—" She didn't finish her sentence as they heard a gang of guys snickering loudly behind her.

"Hey lady! Don't you think you're tall enough without those killer heels?" His gang laughed with him…hard. "I bet your lil bro can't even reach up to your face to give you a kissy-kiss and make your booboo all better." Uproarious laughter. "Shouldn't you be taking care of him, instead of the other way around?" Hysterical laughter.

"Shut up you punks!" she snapped. "Eriol, dear, could you help me up?" She was still on the ground, but when she turned around, Eriol wasn't standing there anymore. "Eriol?" Looking around, she spotted him helping Tomoyo Daidouji. "Eriol!"

"Huh? Yes?"

"Would you come help me, please?" she gritted through her teeth.

"Just a sec. I'm helping Daidouji-san here walk her new puppy."

"She doesn't need any help with her dog!"

"Uh, Hiiragizawa-kun, I'm fine now. I think you'd better get back to helping Mizuki-sensei…" Tomoyo said calmly, sweatdropping. "But thanks for helping me. It was foolish of me to wear rollerblades and walk the dog at the same time." She smiled sweetly.

"It's alright. I'm glad I could help. Are you sure that you don't need anymore help? Cause to tell you the truth, I'd rather help you than go back to help a raging storm," he half whispered.

She couldn't help but snicker. "I'm sure. Now go help someone who really needs help."

"Ok, see you around."

"See you. Oh wait, Sakura, Syaoran, and I are going out for ice cream tomorrow at one. Wanna come?"

"Sure, that'd be great. See you there."

"Bye." She skated off.

By the time Eriol had returned to Kaho, she had already gotten up, and now…she was throwing rocks at 'the punks.'

Eriol sweatdropped when he saw this…a grown woman throwing rocks at teenage boys. "Uh, Kaho, why don't we go now? I'm sure you've had a rough day."

"Wait just one more rock!" At that, she grabbed the biggest rock she could find and positioned it to throw.

"Kaho! Let's go and leave them alone!" He had to literally drag her away. "Just calm down!"

"Oh alright! You don't have to treat me like a baby!"

"Well you're acting like one!"

"Well it's all your fault! If you had just helped me at first, those punks wouldn't have gotten their laugh."

"I'm sorry, ok? They were just messing around. Let it go. You'll probably never see them again anyway."

"Fine. Let's just go to your house."

"Oh wait, could I just drop by my office? I need to drop something off for my boss."

"Ok, but be quick, k?"

"Don't worry the building's right there."

They entered a large corporate building and stepped into the elevator. They were due for the eighth floor, but it stopped at the sixth floor for an elderly lady to enter. She took one look at them and said, "She's too tall for you!"

"Lady, I—" Kaho began.

"This is our stop! Let's go, dear!" Eriol cut in.

-o-

Somehow, Eriol and Kaho had made it to his mansion an hour later.

"Finally!"

"Wait, shh! Do you hear something?" Eriol whispered, leaning against the door.

"What? It's probably Spinel and Nakuru."

"No, they went to visit Sakura. …I think someone might actually be robbing the house!" Conjuring up a baseball bat, Eriol slowly opened the door and peered into the hall. The two walked into the living room, leaving the door ajar. Suddenly, they saw someone dressed in black with a black ski mask carrying his television set.

"Hold it! Who are you?!" Eriol raised his bat, ready strike at any moment.

"I—uh—I…"

Eriol edged up to the thief and pulled off the mask. "You!" It was the same old lady from the elevator.

"Uhh…she's too tall for you!!" With that, she raced out of the house still holding the TV.

Eriol sweatdropped and dropped the bat. Will it never end?? he thought wearily.

Suddenly, he was snapped out of his thoughts by Kaho. "Eriol! You just let her run off with the TV set! Why didn't you clobber her?!"

"Are you insane? She's an old lady! I can't hit her! Besides, it doesn't matter, as long as we're safe. I could just get another TV or conjure one. So stop being so materialistic!"

"…I just wanted to watch TV."

"WE'RE HOME!" Nakuru shouted abruptly, back from Sakura's house.

"We're in here," Eriol called back.

"HI!" she cried energetically. "What's wrong? You look so down."

"We were just robbed."

"And they took the TV!" Kaho added.

"Oh! You could use mine in my room! It's a new plasma flat screen TV!"

"Really? Great, thanks! Let's go, Eriol." This time, she dragged him to the other room.

When they were gone, Spinel spoke. "Nakuru, I thought you didn't want anyone to touch your precious new TV. Why are you allowing them to use it when you don't even like Mizuki?"

She grinned wickedly. "Last night I cast a spell on it so that it'd only show stuff about how this lady is too old and tall for this boy on every channel! Or how someone is too tall; just something about tallness getting in the way." She giggled at her own scheme.

As Spinel wasn't exactly a fan of Kaho either, he replied, "Brilliant."

In Nakuru's room, Kaho was fiercely changing the channels. "What is this?! Every channel has something to do with tallness!!" As she flipped the channels, the TV spat out "Jack and the TALL Bean Stalk…the TALL tower of…this TALL totem poll…and now we have a special TV drama about how two lovers must struggle to stay together. Will they make it? The girl is about ten years older than the boy, and society seems to be against them. But in the end they will most certainly…fail!! AHAHA!"

"Alright, I think I've had enough of television for one day!" Kaho slammed her finger on the power button on the remote. "Eriol?" When she turned around, she found him staring at a picture of him and Tomoyo at the Penguin Park in fifth grade. "What are you looking at?"

"Oh nothing, just an old picture," he lied, putting it in Nakuru's drawer. Why does she keep this here?

TBC

A/N: How was that? I hope you had a good laugh. I know I did. Once again, this is just fun humor, so don't be mad if you're a Kaho fan. Now review plz! :D