Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson was chillin' and playing "Mount Your Friends" with the beautiful, Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party. They were extremely high and their dongs were extremely jiggly on the goat. That sentence doesn't make sense if you haven't played "Mount Your Friends" so go and play it on your nearest Playscrotum 5 and witness how gay it is.

While Arin was swinging his schlong on the pyramid he said something interesting:

"Don't you wish your girlfriend as hot like me?" he said in his chocolatey, Morgan Freeman voice. He fluttered his eyelashes like a mule and winked like a chameleon.

Danny brushed Arin's greasy hair off his large forehead and said in his opera singer voice: "I don't have a girlfriend but if In did I would wish she was hot like you." He scratched his chest, "I would wish she looked exactly like you, in fact."

Arin ran out of time to mount and Danny won the elimination round in "Mount Your Friends" for the 50th time today. Arin threw the controller at the TV and it shattered to look like a penis then moved his legs onto Danny's pantless legs.

"This is why I play games with you, dude. You make me feel like a beautiful woman."

Danny looked down at Arin's smelly, toejam-covered feet. He them looked deep into Arin's sleep deprived eyes in a manly-friendship-fueled love, "You are nothing if not a beautiful woman."

Arin blushed like a professional wrestler, "Thank you, sexy disco man."

AND THE N AA LL OF A SUDDDNE they saw Ross enter the room eating Danny's king sized skittles. Danny started to cry and the moment was ruined. 2 b contine?