One day, Szayel Aporro Granz had to poop. He walked into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. He pulled only his pants off and got out a newspaper and started masturbating to a picture of the other Espadas naked. Then he flushed the toilet and walked out of the bathroom. Oh no, he remembered that he had forgotten to take his underwear off while shitting! Oh well, the other Espadas would like the smell of Szayel`s poop.
Later, The other Espadas were sitting at one table, and they noticed that something smelled a little bit foul.
"I shit my pants, do you like the smell?" Asked Szayel. Then all of the Espadas ran away from him screaming.
After lunch, Szayel had to poop again. This time he pulled everything off. Then he shit. Then he got an idea. He grabbed his smelly, gooey poop out of the toilet and stuck it up his ass. Then he walked out naked and the other Espadas fucked Szayel up the ass because they were drawn to his tiny penis with long pink hairs.
The End
