I saw like 2 stories like this and I doubt that somebody is gonna do one for Spain and Romano. So, I'll do one. :3 This idea originally came from AquaxFlame96 and I want to answer some questions with Lovino and Antonio. Hope yall like it!

~GO!~

Birdie: Ok, so you guys ready to get some questions and answer them?

Lovi: Peach-Bitch(AN: I like peaches, they're my favorite next to green apples)...why do we have to do this!

Toni: Now Lovi, don't be mean to Senorita Birdie.

Lovi: Shut it Tomato bastard! I'll talk to her how ever I want!

Birdie: Oh Lovi, you and your rude ways...its so cute! *glomps Lovi*

Lovi: CHIGIII! Get the hell off of me, crazy wench!

Toni: Aww, how nice. We're all getting along with each other. :D

Lovi: Get off of me! *runs behind Toni*

Birdie: Aww, he's hiding!

Lovi: SHUT UP!

Birdie: Enzyme way, please send us some questions for them to answer. kk?

Lovi: Why do we have to do this! I'm not doing it! And you can't make me!

Birdie: *looks bored then looks at sharp nails* I wonder what would happen of my nails came in contact with a certain piece of hair on a certain Italian's head...and I'm not talking about Feli or Wy either...*dead serious glare*

Lovi: *shudder* Umm, well...I guess it wouldn't hurt to answer one or two-

Birdie: many

Lovi:...many questions from the fans...but I won't like it!

Toni: You don't have to like it Lovi, just do it for me? Please? *baby turtle eyes*

Lovi:...shut up Tomato-Bastard! I'm not doing this fucking thing for you! I'm doing it because that damn bitch over there*points to Birdie* is an evil "Birdie" from Germany sent to torture me! It's all that Potato-Bastard's fault! Everything is!

Birdie: Actually Lovi-hunny, I'm from America...his genitals to be exact(AN: GO LOOK AT A MAP AND TELL ME THAT ALABAMA ISN'T ONE OF HIS BALLS!) *shudder*. And my ancestors hail from Africa...or did my dark skin not give it away?

Lovi: ...but you have bloodlines that trace back to the Potato-Bastard!

Birdie: We don't even know where my European blood leads back to! It could be Germany, it could be from you and Feli! It could even be from Russia!

Lovi: Don't say that Vodka-Bastard's name! He'll pop up-

Ivan: You called Ptichka(Birdie)?

Birdie: No, Vanya-hunny. Go back and drink some vodka or rape Alfred, I'll be back in a moment! *kisses Ivan's nose*

Alfred: *off screen* Don't tell that Commie Bastard to rape me!

Ivan: Da, is your vodka still in the secret compartment in your dresser?

Birdie: Yes...and don't tell to many people about that, I'm not old enough to drink remember?

Ivan: *nods and walked away*

Toni: *is a current space cadet right now*

Birdie: So, just drop us your questions and we'll get back to you on them! Bye!

Lovi: Potato-Bitch, you are forgetting something.

Birdie: Oh yea! This is the format in which your questions should be!

[Dear Lovi/Toni,

*insert question(s) here*

*insert username or nickname here*]

Birdie: Not too hard right? Kesesesesesesesese

Lovi: AHHH, You laugh like the Bird-Bastard!

Birdie: Yea, so? Anywho, be sure to ask us some questions!