Well, I never thought I be doing this, but a friend of mine told me I should give this a shot since he said I could do a lot with how creative I am and what not.

So here is me doing a self insert and probably going to bomb.

Oh well, as long as you guys have fun, it fine right?

Also, since I feel like I can be a bit boring at times, I have a fun surprise for you all in the end.

So on that note, watch me try to navigate this world... And screw up a lot.

'Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.'

I forgot where I heard that quote from, but it pretty accurate.

I never thought too deeply on my life, always just rolling with the punches and trying to be a decent human being. Never really looking for fights and only raise my fist to defend myself or friend.

I work at a good place that let me help people and meet interesting characters.

I seen, met and did a lot of things in my short time on Earth.

But nothing could prepare me for THIS BULLSHIT!

"Will you stop trying to turn me into a fucking slab of meat!" I shouted as I, somehow, dodge another slash from this schoolgirl knife.

"But I just want to play! You'll be much cooler cover in blood!" The girl said cheerfully.

"What ever you say you Jack the Ripper ripoff." I groan out as I started to run away from the ally we were 'fighting' in.

Now I'm bet your confuse on what going on, and frankly, so am I.

All I can say I'm never letting my Uncle take me out to drink.

Cause it was my first time drinking, so I black out after he force a shit tone of drinks down my thraot and woke up in the ally.

I was so hung over that I didn't notice the crazy ass high schooler sneaking up on me til the last second.

But growing up on the ghetto side of my home town, I react quicker then she thought I would and punch her in the face.

...Which seem to turn her on... The fuck right?

Anyway, that what lead to us 'fighting', translate to me dodging and screaming for my life, and here we are.

I'm running in the middle of night from a crazy ass girl who want to gut me and she super strong.

What can get better then this!?

'Okay, I need to call 911! If I can contact them and run somewhere where I can distract her, I can be home free!' I thought to myself as I reach into my pocket for my phone, but I only felt a paper thin thing.

I pull it out and glance at it and curse under my breath.

It was a fucking bookmarker!

Wait, WHY do I have one on me? I mean, I was with my Uncle and didn't bring a book with me.

Eh, I'll think about it later, still ruining for my life and all that jazz.

I jump to avoid a slash on my back, but something strange happen.

I jump up to a building roof top and stumble before tripping on the ground.

"What the fuck was that!?" I ask myself in shock horror.

I just jump up to a building roof with no trouble.

I'm not that altheic, just strong and fast enough to survive a fight if I have too, but other then that, not that impressive.

I got up quickly and kept moving, I didn't know what happen, but every part of my body is telling to keep running, so I'll keep doing that.

'Always deal with the thing in front of you before shifting your attention to something else. Other wise, you'll just waste time and make it harder on yourself then you need too.' I recall my grandpa words words.

I can figure out what going on later, when I can think clearly, but for now, I needed to get to safety.

I didn't get far as the girl from before jump in front of me, stopping me dead in my tracks.

I blink as I took in her features and widen my eyes as I KNEW this person.

Blond hair in bons, crazy eyes and sharp like teeth. School uniform with a yellow-ish sweater over it.

"Oh my god... It can't be. Toga Himiko is just a fictional character." I said to myself quietly in shock horror.

"Almost gave me the slips their Rings-kun! But you need to be faster then that!" Toga said cheerfully as she held her knife in front of me.

I blink at the 'rings' part, but shrug it off.

"Can we talk about this Toga! I think we can be good friends if you don't stab me." I said with my hands up in defense.

Toga blink before grinning at me.

"Oooh, you my name! Does that make you my stalker?!" Toga ask happily, making me blink, before I internally groan.

'Fuck me. I forgot we haven't exchange names with each other. So of course she would find it strange I KNOW her name. Boy I am a dumb ass.' I thought to myself.

"Well, I do know of you. But I'm not a stalker... I think." I said, not sure if you read the manga and watch the anime count as stalking when I think about it.

"Oh well. It doesn't matter, cause I need to kill you and avoid getting myself in trouble! So I have to say goodbye Rings-kun!" Toga said as she charge at me.

I panic and swung in front of me.

I forgot I had a bookmark in my hands and use that as a weapon without thought.

But it proven to be a good idea as my bookmark turn into a FUCKING SWORD!

"Da fuck!" I shouted in suprise as I parry Toga knife.

"Oooooh! You can make swords out of objects! That so cool!" Toga said happily as she started to attack me more aggressively.

I did my best to defend myself, but I was losing ground as I had a few cuts on me.

I swung my sword and manage to get a small cut on her arm and I blink as I 'saw' information appear in my head.

"What the hell?" I whisper in my head as I swear I see all of Toga information in my head.

From her birth to her measurements. ( I know what your thinking and no. I'm not telling.)

Toga blink as she stare at me with a confuse expression.

"Papa?" Toga ask with a head tilt.

I blink before understanding.

"Hey Toga-Chan! Why are you here?" I ask.

I don't know how, but I somehow mess around with Toga memeoires and making her think I was her disease father.

Base on the 'info' I just receives, Toga father die in a car crash and she been in slight denial every since.

Mostly because her mother beats her everyday and she wanted her papa to come home and take her away, but when she turn eleven, she came to accept that her father is dead and went off the deep end.

But somehow, I mess around with that memory and now she see ME as her papa.

"Papa! Why are you here?! I thought you die!" Toga said in shock.

"I was in a coma. I SHOULD be dead, but seem someone put out false information for my death. I just escape them just recently." I explain my 'story' to her.

She seem to bought it as she had tears in her eyes and hug me.

I felt like a scumbag, but it better then getting gutted like a fish.

As I listen to Toga crying on how she 'miss me' and 'we can be a family' again, I look at my 'sword' and reazlise what it was and what I am.

I'm a Fullbringer from Bleach.

And in my hands is one of the most broken sword in that series.

The very sword that allow me to bends memories of anything it cuts/stabs to my will.

I have Book of the End's in my hands.

So to recap, I went out to drink with my Uncle, got drunk and black out. I woke up hung over, got chase by one of the most insane character in 'My hero academia' world, fought and suffer some deep cuts, change her memories to make her think I was her papa. Finding out I'm a fucking Fullbringer and have 'Books of the End's in my power, or Quirk in this world standers and I have no idea how or why I was brought here!

...What the fuck did my Uncle make me drink!?

(Later)

I walk into a small apartment with Toga dragging me by the arm as I was too much in a daze on what happening to me to think clearly.

"And this is where I live papa!" Toga said proudly as she show me her small apartment.

I blink as I saw that despite being a teenager and a serial killer, she had a pretty neat home.

It was clean and there was some clean dishes.

"Wow. You took care of yourself well. I'm proud of you." I said as I gave her a head pat.

I really didn't want to keep this up for two reason.

One, I'm not sure it a good idea to keep this up and built her hopes up.

Two, I feel like a scumbag for playing with her like this.

But for now, I need her to NOT kill me. I can fix this when she asleep and look around town.

And with being a Fullbringer as my Quirk, I can do plenty.

...Man that still sound so weird to say.

I have a Quirk, I'm a Fullbringer, and I'm in the MHA world after drinking *cough* force*cough* with my Uncle.

"Hehe. Thanks Papa! It been a bit tricky to learn everything since you disseaper, but I manage." Toga said happily.

'Man. She like a totally different person. Could she be actaully a nice girl? Or am I reading to much into this.' I thought to myself.

Toga lead me to her room and open the door.

"Since I only have one bed, we can sleep on it together like we use too." Toga said as she show me her big bed.

'Are those bloodstains?' I thought as I saw some red stains on the bed.

"I don't that a good idea. I'm pretty tall and may end up kicking you off the bed by mistake." I said, not wanting to get in bed with a teenage girl.

I may be *1 years old and she a serial killer, but I'm not risking it!

"Aww, please papa! I want to spent more time with you." Toga pouted.

I had to fight off the wince that was about to appear at those eyes.

'SHE SO DAMN CUTE!' I mentally shouted.

"Fine. Now go brush your teeth." I said with a sigh.

"Yay!" Toga cheer as she ran to the bathroom and began to get ready.

I sigh and took this chance to look at the mirror that was in the room.

I don't look much different really.

Just a bit younger and my hair was still a mix of blond, brown, black and grey from stress I built up.

My built change a bit, I look lean and had a more, slime built.

I was still 6'5 though. That's good.

"I look good. I can past off as a 17 year old if I sell it hard enough." I mumble to myself.

I turn to Toga bed and sigh.

"I have two choices here. I can either keep her under my illusion that I'm her father and run the risk of meeting the League of Villains while having a place to stay. Or I can wait for her to fall asleep and then remove my illusion from her and make her think this was a dream. But in doing so, I run the risk of dying in the cold and going hungry. Not to mention I have no idea what this town is like. I be ruining around blind, and being blind in a new location is very dangerous." I mumble to myself.

I reach into my pockets and smile as I felt my phone, wallet and a dollar coin.

"I leave it to fate to decided." I said as flip the coin.

And done.

I hope you all enjoy the first chapter since this was my first self insert.

And as for the ending and surprise I promise.

I've decided to spice it up and leave choices for you decided a path for me.

This way you can contribute to story and watch me deal with anything I can't predict. And to add more fun to this story.

So please watch check the poll and make your choice.

Cause either choice is going to lead me to down a dangerous road.