A/N: Sorry

A/N: Sorry. I know, this makes even less sense than the original song ("Eleanor Rigby," by the Beatles). I don't know HOW I thought of half of this stuff. Maybe I just tried to make it rhyme and be somewhat like Eleanor Rigby. My utmost apologies. Don't hurt me! Please! I do think that this is slightly amusing, though. And if you don't know the song, well, first of all, you SHOULD, because the Beatles were the best band EVER in the history of rock… but, well if you don't know it, go download the MP3, or go to http://www.geocities.com/~gobeatles/revolver/eleanor.mid to download the MIDI.

Severus Snapie

Ah, look at all the homely people

Ah, look at all the homely people

Severus Snapie walking the halls in the school where a battle has been

Heard someone scream

Looks through the window wearing the face that he found in a bush by the moor

Who is it for?

All the homely people

Where do they all come from?

All the homely people

Where do they all belong?

Poltergeist Peevsie roaming the halls that no one comes near

How do they hear?

Look at him floating wreaking havoc at night when Dumbledore's there

Doesn't he care?

All the homely people

Where do they all come from?

All the homely people

Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the homely people

Ah, look at all the homely people

Severus Snapie died in the lake but was eaten alive by the squid

First one who did

Poltergeist Peevsie whistling a tune no one knows as he floats from the scene

He wasn't seen

All the homely people

Where do they all come from?

All the homely people

(Ah, look at all the homely people)

Where do they all belong?