40 Ways To Tick Off The Order of the Phoenix

40 Ways To Tick Off The Order of the Phoenix

A/N: I know I haven't updated in a while, and all of the stories will be updated soon, it's just that Tracy(I WILL FIND YOU!) hasn't sent them back to me yet I write it and she edits it, so I'm STILL WAITING! Anyway, I got another friend of mine to edit this so ta-da! I have something new! bows to all the applause I got the idea for this off of a YouTube video and I heart the person who emailed me with this idea (Thanks Kristena!). Anyway, here it is, Enjoy!


Hello everyone, my name is Sydney Black, as in Sirius Black's daughter. I have to stay at the Order Headquarters for the rest of the summer and I decided to have a little fun with it. As the daughter of a former Marauder, pranks run in my blood and that gives me a little bit of an edge in this game. So as in every chess game, white moves first. Which color do you think I am?


I was sitting at the dining table, waiting for the Order Meeting to start as Snape walked in. I started examining my nails and humming 'Secret Agent Man' as Snape took his seat.


As Snape sat down, he glared at me. I smiled innocently and conjured a halo that only he could see as he glared at me. He saw the halo and glared at me for the rest of the meeting, as I discreetly pointed to the halo.


As I stomped loudly in the entry hallway, Sirius' mum's portrait opened up and started screaming. Me, being the crazy ass that I am, started shouting right back.


As Sirius and Remus ran to close the portrait, I protested loudly, stating that I was winning and that they had to give me a few minutes.


I fell to the floor 'sobbing' when they finally closed it. When Sirius put his arm around my shoulder I pushed his arm away and ran up the stairs and sat on my bed laughing so hard that I almost fell off.


I ran down the stairs and heard everyone having breakfast. I pulled out my wand and cast the 'Sonorus' charm and some other extremely complicated charms to make the house elf heads tacked to the walls sing. I ran back up the stairs and got dressed, then daintily walked down the stairs. The house elf heads were singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' and I joined in, singing loudly and off-key. Looking into the dining hall, I saw everyone covering their ears and trying to figure out what was going on. I hid my smirk and walked into the hall with a smile, sat down and started piling food on my plate as if nothing was wrong.


As another order meeting was about to start, and everyone was filing into the dining hall, I started doing the 'Dada dada dadadadadadada dum dadadadadadada' of the Pink Panther music. Snape and Dumbledore looked HIGHLY annoyed.


I was on the stairs, heading to my room, and I saw Harry Potter on the stairs.

"Hey, Scar-Head, the stairs aren't meant for slowing walking down, they are made for going from one place QUICKLY to another. I think you missed the word QUICKLY in that statement." Harry and I are friends, and he knew I was kidding, but I bet he didn't know about the Scar-Head thing...


As I wouldn't be here for Christmas this year, I decided to give Sirius his present early, and he said he would owl me my present as he hadn't even THOUGHT about it yet. He sat on the couch like a five year old, quickly tearing off the wrapping paper that covered the cardboard box. He threw the lid off the box and took the outfit out of the box. He held it up to himself and I burst out laughing so hard that I fell off the chair-arm I was sitting on. When he looked down to what he had held up, he was looking at a French Maid's outfit.


As I finally was able to stop laughing, I saw that Sirius had lit a fire. He threw the outfit in the fire, as well as the box and ALL the wrapping paper. I put on my best 'offended' look and stormed out of the room.


One night around midnight I had went down to the kitchen to get a glass of milk, when I saw Remus sitting at the table with a cup of tea. I grabbed my milk and sat down at the table.

"Remus can I ask you a question?" He nodded and I continued.

"Were you in the movie 'Blood and Chocolate'?" He looked confused as I told him to never mind and I walked out of the room, chuckling slightly, untouched milk in hand.


As I walked in on Molly, Ronald and Ginevra cleaning one of the closets, I saw a boggart pop out. Molly was standing in front of the children so she was the object for the boggart. The boggart turned into a dirty dish and Molly shrieked and fainted. I couldn't help but laugh because there were people with many bigger fears and they didn't react half as bad.


As Molly was cooking, the pot of Spaghetti sauce exploded on the stove, as did the soup and the boiling water for the pasta. I pointedly rolled my eyes each and every time that something went wrong.


Draco and I are best friends and I decided to ask his dad to custom design this shirt for me. It says 'Death Eater and Proud of It' and today, that was what I was gonna wear. I put it on and passed everyone slowly, feeling happier as I saw their expressions of outrage.


When I was in Diagon Alley, I saw the cutest dress in black. I owl ordered it and said to deliver it to Snape's teaching quarters. I also made them attach a note that said, "Here's a dress to match your hair/hat, not sure which one it was."

Right before an order meeting started, Kingsley and Hermione were having a discussion on politics. Hermione left to go get a glass of water when I walked over to Kingsley.

I waggled my eyebrows while saying, "You know she wants to have your children, right?"


Everyone was taking off their cloaks and hanging them up in the closet by the door. When the order meeting started nd Dumbledore asked if anything was wrong, I called out, "Cloaks, that's what! We're supposed to be a group of superheros, why don't we wear capes?"

And I tried to keep from smiling as everyone who knew what a cape was frowned, and everyone else looked really confused.


All the Order Members were on a training mission and I was sitting this one out. I pointed behind Mad-Eye and screamed, "DEATH EATER!!"

He spun around and stunned Tonks, Bill Weasley, and Sirius. I almost fell of the wall that I was sitting on because I was laughing so hard, and Harry was right beside me doing the same thing.


Kreacher was walking around 'cleaning' and muttering when I crouched down next to him.

"Yes Misses Black?" he questioned.

"You know my daddy," I said this with SUCH disgust..."loves you very much, right?"

"No, Misses Black, Kreacher didn't."

"Why don't you go give him a big hug?"

"Yes Misses Black" And he popped away, and I laughed when I heard Sirius shreak like a little girl.


One early morning, Tonkks and I were drinking tea and I asked a question which made her do a spit-take with her tea,

"Do you think scars are sexy?"


"Cause I so totally do! Scars are SO totally hot!" And I watched as her face got redder and redder.


A/N: Ta-da! I'll be updating with the last 19 sometime soon. If you R&R, I'll give you a cookie!