Chapter 1- the contract.

"So… where is it? You know there is no way in hell I am going this unless…"

Triple H handed the paper over. It was one of those days not going well for the Undertaker. He had a sore back and learned from Vince McMahon himself that there was a 'great business opportunity' to come up once more. However, it was one he knew the Undertaker would never want to do… yet he was perfect for the concept.

As Taker read over the paper he hissed lowly at it. "I've been voting for Republicans for years and this is how they repay me!"

Stephanie have leaned into her husband. "What is it?" she whispered.

"Act of congress" Hunter replied with a victorious grin on his face.

"Taker it's to show that we, the WWE are more than just body slams and steel chairs. Stacy Keibler was on it just a few years ago, and look at all the success she had and not to mention what it generated for us!" Vince explained.

"Look, you are going to have to take me there in chains and drag me behind the truck if you expect me to do this!"

"You aren't the only one doing this" Vince said to him. "I got other WWE superstars on the project, for some reason the show wanted it to be all WWE wrestlers and Divas. So, your name was at the top of the list. Triple H is going"

"Yeah!... Wait… What?!"

"Stephanie signed you up" Vince explained as Stephanie gave a devious grin. His wife, the same woman that set him up on an episode of Punk'd. She has struck once again.

"Damn it" muttered Triple H. He then began to fake a leg injury until Taker took hold of him by the collar of his shirt. "If I am going this, you DAMN WELL BETTER BE TO!"

He threw Hunter back into his seat as he glared at Vince. "I don't care what this is about, or the fact it's 'business'. Hell, I won't do this, not even if it means making me the president of the United State. I ain't going on this show to 'shake it' as it were" Taker hissed.

"Would it make you better to know Kane is also in this?" Vince asked before Taker left. As the Deadman reached for the knob of the door, he slowly looked back at Vince. Kane… his brother Kane… was in this as well?

A grin came over the Undertaker. "It makes me feel a little better, but not completely, it will be a cold day in hell before you see me on a dance floor"

Taker tore open the door and left after slamming it. Triple H turned to Vince. "Any other idea pops?"

Vince still had an ace up his sleeve. Of course he had an idea. But he needs the assistance of the Big Red Monster.