Davis Drives Crazy - A parody of Britney Spears(ew!) You Drive Me Crazy

I dislike Britney Spears. But I thought about this parody, how did Davis get this bad? Please read my fanfic "A Fugitive Amongest Others) R & R!(Read and Review!)


On stage, Ladies and gents! I would like to present Veemon, who will gladly sing Davis Drives Crazy, a parody. It is about how bad his loyal friend drives. In the end, we will aftertalk Veemon. Now on with the show.


Dav-ish!

Dav-ish, your so bad at driving

You drive so badly, What can we do?

Dav-ish, you make me dizzy

The Earth is crackin', and I can't feel my feet

Every time you drive downtown,...

My heart goes wild! Oh Please help me Tai!



Dav-ish drives crazy

I can't stand torture

I am so angry, I'm in this red car

O-oh-oh, Dav-ish!

I feel so sick

Driving with him, keeps the cars honking!



Tell me, why you drive so bad

Why I must suffer, this drunk driving man

Show me, the man who taught this

This horrible man, who taught you this!

Everytime I look at keys, I get so scared man

What can we do?



Dav-ish drives crazy

I can't stand torture

I am so angry, I'm in this red car

O-oh-oh, Dav-ish!

I feel so sick

Driving with him, keeps the cars honking! (BEEEPPP!!!!)



Dav-ish drives crazy..

(squeals of brakes and honks from cars)

HHEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!


Dav-ish drives crazy

Yeah, Oh-Oh-Oh HELP ME!

OH PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE!

Dav-ish driving badly, keeps us up ALL NIGHT!



"Thank you for ya applause folks!" Veemon said jumping from the stage. Agumon clapped wildly, Tai did too while looking back at Davis's angry face. He sighed.
"So Veemon, how did you know the theme?"
"You listen to these awful songs on the radio!"
"Do you think your song rocks?"
"I hope it spreads the word! Never drive with Dav-ish!"

Note: This happens before Fugitive. I hope this was good!

So R & R(read and review), Thanks! Ice Wolf17
P.S: I edited it and I changed a couple words.

Uploaded: 08/28/02
Edited: 10/02/02