Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or American idol!
A/N: i know this story is really dumbbbbbb and probably the most useless thing i've ever written but i had lots of fun writing it and hopefully you will enjoy reading it! i do realize the characters are OOC but i hope it's not too bad. This is just for laughs! So please review, tell me what you think and any suggestions on what i should name this announcer guy? lol (:
xoxoxo
Announcer: Welcome to Inuyasha Idol! The show were the characters of Inuyasha are singing to survive!
Inuyasha: Survive? Wut…
Announcer: Yeah, your girlfriend changed the plot a little, anyways-
Inuyasha: She's not my girlfriend! She's a jewel detector!
Announcer: The jewel is gone and you two are married….Anyways, our three judges areeeeee, Rin, Shippo, and Kohaku!
Miroku: Why are they the judges?
Announcer: Because they are minors! We can't kill them!
Sango: O.o you want to kill us?
Announcer: Only if you suck! Well, actually we can't kill you, Sango.
Sango: And why is that!?
Announcer: You have 3 kids! Plus, you're pregnant!
Sango: I am?
Miroku: She is?
Announcer: Oh I wasn't supposed to tell you!
Miroku: So that means I can't die either?!
Announcer: No, you're dying. Well back to the show! First up issssss…. Naraku!
Naraku: I did not agree to this.
Inuyasha: He's alive! *pulls out tensaiga*
Miroku: Ahhhhhhhhhh! *grabs his right hand* the wind tunnel is coming back!
Sango: *looks at Miroku's hand* No it's not...
Kagome: I'll get him! *shoots sacred arrow at Naraku's forehead*
Naraku: *cries* They always bully me! I'm not doing this! *runs back stage*
Announcer: Fine! First up is Sesshomaru!
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
*Sesshomaru floats onto the stage*
Sesshomaru: I, Sesshomaru, am ready to sing.
Inuyasha: *Burst into laughter* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sesshomaru: I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurtsssss *Whips off shirt*
Shippo: *Slams hand on buzzer* EWWwWWwWwWWwwWWwwwWWWwwWWwWWwWW!
*Demons carry Sesshomaru outside*
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru! No!
Kohaku: *holds up a ten sign*
Announcer: That was weird…. Next issss..s..s.s.s.s.s.s.s..s Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wut…. Why…. No…
Kagome: *turns into fire* GO SING NOW INUYASHA! OR I'LL SIT YOU!
*Inuyasha falls to ground*
Kagome: Oops :3
Inuyasha: *gets up and goes to stage* Who let the dogs out!? Who who who! Who let the dogs out! *finishes song, I'm too lazy to write it all*
Kohaku: *holds up ten sign*
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Shippo: That was terrible!
Inuyasha: You suck!
Miroku: Can it be my turn!
Announcer: Uhhh sureeeeeee…
Miroku: C'mon Sango, I'll need your help *the two go onto the stage*
*Miroku starts singing baby got back and Sango starts twerking while Miroku dry humps her*
Twin #1 (sorry, don't know the names and I'm not going to give them any, lol): Mom? Dad?
Twin #2: Ahhhhhhhhh! It burns!
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Miroku & Sango: JSO:OQDNIEWPCHIE NCiewponifoperhnfewnfio[wenfdn! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Run away, taking their children with them*
Announcer: How awkward…
Kohaku: *Holds up a sign with his own barf on it*
Rin: I'm scared lord Sesshomaru!
Shippo: I'm use to this…. I saw them make the twins….
Kagome: MY TURN! *Runs past the crying children of Miroku and Sango*
Announcer: No. It's Kanna's turn!
Kanna: *walks onto stage with mirror and opens her mouth to start*
Kohaku, Rin, & Shippo: Kill her! *demons take away kanna*
Announcer: How rude! I actually liked the little white witch! Well, how about Bakuya of the dreams!
Bakuya of the dreams: Yesss! I wrote my own song for this!
I'm so gay
But that's okay!
I love birds
And some turds!
Naraku's my dad
It's kinda sad,
He rapes me
But HTE SPAGHETI!
Sango: *leaves her crying children to Miroku* THE SPAGHETI! *starts fangirling with Bakuya the Peterpan fandom*
Kohaku: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! A PLUS PLUS!
RIn: It's… numbers only….
Kohaku: Plus isn't a number?
Shippo: …. So stupid… We know you lost your memory but come on! Remember the difference between words and numbers!
Kagome: My turn?!
Announcer: NOPE! See you on the next episode of InUyAsHa IdOl!
Miroku: Why did you say that weird?
Announcer: Hey leave me alone! Naraku was right! You people are bullies!
