This fanfiction is about 2 guys who work in the park called Mordecai and Rigby! Like a normal day they got the task to rake leaves but what happens when they sit around frantically with each other that they fall backward !? Well .. they end up in the bushes and right in front of them they see a kind of portal that says: out of use! As usual, Rigby wants to view the weather up close and touch it. But once they go in and play with buttons, they transport to an area that looked exactly the same but not exactly the same. When they walk to the park they notice that there is a lot different. They see everyone there as a girl. The portal was broken so they could not leave and until that time Mordecai and Rigby should have fun with their other new friends named Monica and Raichel. Monica is a blujay and Raichel is a raccoon. I hope you enjoy this fanfiction! And despite regular show being stopped, I think it's an unbeatable show!
It was a normal day in the park and as usual they have a discussion about the tasks every morning.
Benson: Mordecai and Rigby leaves rake! You know where the tool is ... at least I'll assume that.
Rigby: Not again! Why do we always get the stupid chores?
Mordecai: He's right Benson. Why do we always have to do stupid things?
Benson: GO TO WORK OR YOU ARE DISCONTINUED! (Benson's head turns completely red)
Mordecai: Come On guest we have to get the tools out of the garage.
Meanwhile while raking
Rigby: This is going to take centuries. (Sigh)
Mordecai: I know the guest, but the sooner we work, the sooner it is finished, more video games.
Both (OOOOOOOOOOOOOH)
Rigby: But before we get started, we will take a break anyway, right?
Mordecai: What no we have just started. You do not want a break but you just want a good excuse not to rake leaves.
Rigby: STOP TALKING! (Punch his arm)
(Mordecai chuckles) What are you still weak.
Rigby: (attacks Mordecai) ALLAHU AKBAR!
Mordecai: Okay Rigby played enough. Come on.
(No answer) Mordecai: Rigby ?
Mordecai: Rigby we have to get back to work. Or do not you dare?
(Mordecai gets a bit nervous anyway) Rigby where are you? Come on, guest this is not funny!
(Mordecai also decided to go into the bushes to see where his best friend is until he heard a voice he immediately recognized)
(Mordecai stood up and looked with great amazement at a sort of teleportal or something)
Rigby: Is not this cool mordecai !?
Mordecai: Yes, well, but we better not get there. There is nothing to indicate that we should not touch it.
Rigby: Come on guest how often does something do not touch?
Mordecai: Always a guest. Although I have to say that I am impressed.
Rigby: Me too. Instead of working hard, I will take a look at the teleporter.
Mordecai: But it says you can not touch it! (but it was too late. Rigby has already touched it and pushed all kinds of buttons and suddenly a magical portal circle appears)
Both: WOW!
Rigby: Where will that portal go?
Mordecai: I do not know but we can not do it better.
Rigby: Do you prefer raking leaves the rest of your life !?
Mordecai: Well..no but this can be dangerous.
Rigby: What you want to be a guest. I go through that teleporter to see where it suits! Are you coming or are you staying here with a rake in your hands?
Mordecai: Fine! But if something happens to you, you are guilty!
(But during the chatter of Mordecai Rigby had already entered the teleporter)
Mordecai: Here I go
(Moments later, Mordecai fell from the teleportal and lands right on Rigby)
Rigby: Au guest how many have you arrived say !?
Mordecai: Keep your mouth (punch him)
Rigby: Au okay okay, sorry man.
Mordecai: Wow! It looks the same here as where we were first.
Rigby: Now that you say so, indeed. Let's take a look at that park there that looks just like ours.
Mordecai: But that's our park !? (In the meantime, they hear a grumpy voice from a woman who says aloud: COLLECTING THE STAIR! BE WITHIN 5 MINUTES)
Mordecai: That woman is just as grumpy as Benson.
Rigby: That will be Benson's future wife anyway.
(Mordecai and Rigby laugh)
Mordecai: Come let us get closer to the park.
(If you hide closer in the bushes once they see 2 girls appear with a humid morning's face)
(The blue girl wears a white top with black pants, her hair is a bit in a scene hair * Emo hair *)
Mordecai: Wow she looks really good.
(Behind her is a brown raccoon with a sort of * Emo hair look * With a black shirt and short gray trousers with holes)
Rigby: That girl looks really much better than Eileen. Eileen always wears those stupid clothes!
Mordecai: Wait a minute. Those two girls have to introduce us from the other demension!
Rigby: Okay, I've heard some weird things in life but this is fucking boolshit what you're saying now!
Mordecai: Do not you understand? We have just teleported to a dem where everyone is a gender.
Rigby: I understand but you just know the idea?
Mordecai: Shall we go and get acquainted there in the park or something?
Rigby: My best. Everything is better than returning.
Mordecai: Wait ... we can not just go to them and say that we come from another demension. They will never believe us!
Rigby: Ever heard of evidence?
Mordecai: Yes that's it! We need to get in touch with them and prove that we are showing the teleporter to them. But what do we actually achieve with it?
Rigby: What we achieve is that they literally have contact with boys who come from another demension. Is not that cool?
Mordecai: Pretty well. Let us prove to them that we are theirs from the other demons! (They walk towards the park)
Mordecai: Psst .. how should we actually ask?
Rigby: Let's go over and over again about how great this park is and ask for a tour. during the tour with the other we tell us and we go with them to the proof!
Mordecai: Guest .. that is literally the smartest thing you've ever said.
Rigby: Stop talking (Punches him)
Mordecai: You keep hitting badly!
(In the meantime everyone was looking at them weird and all the girls in the park were laughing while Mordecai and Rigby blushed with shame)
Those 2 are funny says the girls raccoon.
Yes, the blue girls say.
Mordecai: Hey ladies. We think this park is really cool and we would like to take a tour in this beautiful vila.
The grumpy woman says to them: It could be, but I will not leave it to those 2 girls. Far too irresponsible for them.
Come on Benny! Raking leaves is stupidly saying the blue jay and the brown raccoon.
Rigby: HAHAHA What is Benny again for a name?
Benny: Do you want that tour boy? And I do not know what your name is, but I must not make you angry!
Rigby: Let me guess, you threaten with '' you're fired '' how original!
Benny: J-yes how do you know that?
The girls raccoon says: He is right Benny! Come in with some originals!
Mordecai: Do not waste it! Sorry Benny for my best friend. And maybe it was just a guess. In any case, let two girls get rid of the worst job in the world and let them show us around.
Please Benny !? Beg the 2 girls!
Benny: Go ahead!
The two girls: OOHHHH
Mordecai: What do you actually call girls?
I am Monica and this is Raichel. What are your names!?
Mordecai: We are called Mordecai and Rigby.
Raichel: nice to meet you guys.
Monica: So what do you want a tour about?
Mordecai: Honestly, that tour was made up. We have to tell you 2 something very special.
Monica: What is it?
Mordecai: We are you in another dimension.
Monica and Raichel: HAHAHAHA You guys are so funny. Such a thing does not exist at all!
Rigby: How can you laugh at this? We are serious!
Raichel: Sure .. Where is the evidence?
Rigby: We want to take you there duh.
Monica: Who will kick in now? Donald Trump!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mordecai: Follow us for proof!
(moments later at the bushes)
Monica: Are we now finally with your so-called teleporter !?
Mordecai: Yes, yes, have patience!
Raichel: Well, I do not believe it. This is a lie anyway.
Rigby: You will see that we are right and do not whine like that.
Raichel: I'm not nagging I'm just saying that I think it's total nonsense, whatever it is!
Rigby: That's not it '' pushes her ''
Raichel: What is your problem idiot !? (Punch him back)
Rigby: Ohh sorry can not you stand if you are beaten by boys?
Raichel: I do not care who gives me blows. The point is that I do not believe you and you just attack me out of nowhere.
Rigby: Do you get it when you walk all the time saying it's fake. But admit no chick likes to be beaten!
Raichel: Ugg! Why is every boy so racist to girls !? I just like to be treated like a boy instead of that girl's thing.
Rigby: Okay I understand it sorry. Actually, I think it's really cool. Every girl I know is not really tough like you. And honestly, that hit was pretty painful.
Raichel: You might want more? (laughs)
Mordecai: Yes Rigby do you want more? (Laughs too)
Rigby: Stop talking Mordecai!
Mordecai: Okay, sorry, I will not bother you anymore with the fixation of your totally new chick.
Rigby: Are you going to fix Monica (raise your middle finger)
Mordecai: Enough! (Pushes him towards bushes but apparently he falls on an iron thing, the iron teleporter but he fell so hard that he made the teleporter piece)
(They run to it) Mordecai: What did I say to girls !? And you did not believe me!
Monica: Wow it really exists!
Raichel: Mordecai what did you do !? He can have a big concussion and you only have an eye on that teleporter .. although I must say that it looks fat cool!
Mordecai: Ah, let that be. He comes back again. It would not have happened if he did not do so stupidly!
Raichel: You did just as hard!
Monica: Look at it positively guys. If Mordecai had not pushed Rigby, we would never have arrived at the teleporter.
(Rigby comes slowly) Au my head hurts!
Raichel: Stay down. You can have a concussion.
Rigby: Why am I lying against an iron thing that happens to be a teleporter?
Raichel: Mordecai had to push you again if necessary because he could not control himself.
Mordecai: I can not control myself? He did just as well and normally he is much worse.
Monica: Once more guys, if Mordecai had not thrown Rigby we might not have come across it?
Rigby: Mordecai thanks for the light concussion you have just given me. And Raichel? Are you sure you want to be treated like a boy? These pains can be quite intolerable.
Raichel: Mwah I've seen worse.
Monica: Anyway .. even though you may come from another demension, you still do not want to say that you are us.
Mordecai: Yes. We both work in the park, We are the same kind, And further we must probably have the same interests.
Monica: Now that we're here, let's talk about our hobbies.
Raichel: I thought it strange that Rigby immediately suspected what Benny was going to say.
Mordecai: Maybe that was a gamble.
Rigby: It was not a guess I just predicted it because ... Benson is typical benson and Benny is part of his personalities.
Monica: Then let's talk about our hobbies. I'll start first (But you may be called by Dj) * The other version of CJ *
Mordecai: Who was that?
Monica: I actually had plans with DJ before today. You really have to get to know him he is so nice! Anyway I have to go.
Mordecai: Ow .. okay then. (Looks little sad)
Rigby: Mordecai what is it?
Mordecai: Huh there's nothing.
Rigby: Admit you like her!
Mordecai: Maybe.
Rigby: If she is single again ask her ... ow wait, other demolition shit! And by chance you still have Marageth or CJ!
Mordecai: Marageth is fun but not as fun as Monica! And CJ has an eye on thomas lately.
Rigby: So that's why CJ came to Thomas so many times.
Raichel: Or start with a new girl you do not know yet. Drop the other and find that you find the true.
Mordecai: I'm starting to like Monica. But that other demension is the problem and she already has someone! (Sit with his arms bent)
Rigby: Let that Monica do a little bit behind your dude. And let's show Raichel this too fat cool system! (Sounds excited)
Raichel: I'm so curious about this project!
Rigby: Strange .. he does not start!
Raichel: Is because there is a big crack in exactly where Mordecai has dropped you.
Mordecai: Does that mean we can not go back !? WE CAN NOT RETURN ... NEVER! URG WHY DO I ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOU RIGBY !?
Rigby: I did not demolish him! You had to push me so much!
Mordecai: If you had not been so stupid, this would never have happened! (Breathes faster)
Raichel: Mordecai do a quiet man. Rigby might be a busy time, but Mordecai had the most responsible. You had to be the wisest by ignoring his comment.
Mordecai: So I have to pick up what is being said to me!
Raichel: Not necessarily .. but now the portal has been demolished by you.
Rigby: And I have a slight concussion (looks angry)
Mordecai: You can not have a shake on something you do not have.
Raichel: This is exactly what I am talking about! And now you can not leave.
Mordecai: Oh man oh man oh man ! (hyperventilation)
Rigby: I have not seen Mordecai so stressed since he was dumped by CJ!
Raichel: This can mean a hyperventilation! I see a very dirty bag lying here somewhere but it is now or never .. I must say that it really stinks!
Rigby: Good enough give it to Mordecai.
(Meanwhile as mordecai is breathing through a bag)
Rigby: Is there really a chance that we can not go back? (While Mordecai hyperventilates, Rigby tries to calm him down by holding his hand on his shoulder and saying what he has to do to calm down and sit next to him) Rigby: Try to breathe a bit of normal dude.
Raichel: That chance may be there, but we can ask hops if she can fix the teleporter. But why are not you upset? You stay super calm.
Rigby: I do not really have a nice past in that other demension and it's boring there.
Raichel: And your parents then .. and your friends?
Rigby: I only have parents who are better off, And as far as friends are concerned, I only have Mordecai. (Looks sad)
Raichel: But why do you prefer to stay here?
Rigby: Maybe starting a new life here and forgetting everything. I want to tell you a secret, but I do not want to do what Mordecai is about. Walk further along in the forest.
Raichel: Is that okay that we leave Mordecai so behind?
Rigby: It's only for 2 minutes.
Raichel: Okay then.
(Mordecai puts a thumb up) Kuch kuch Is good but be back soon.
Rigby: Thanks for privacy Mordecai (winks at him)
Mordecai: That's okay. (Smiles)
Raichel: This seems far enough .. so what did you want to talk about.
Rigby: I sometimes think about killing myself. (Gets tears in eyes)
Raichel: Wow..uhm..I honestly do not know what to say on this but do not kill on who you are.
Rigby: What's the point of living if everyone treats me like dirt? My father thinks Don is much better than me, and the high school was not an easy survival either. I do not even have a diploma! And the boys in the park just hate me. And even some things that Mordecai says hurt me. But I appreciate that he deals with a fool like me. I should not give it to him (bursts into tears and cries) I-I want to thank him so much for all the support in life ... a distraction .. a friend!
Raichel: We are really on the same line! I have the same problems as you. Now we can at least support each other. (Try to console him) But believe me .. you are a good friend to Mordecai. (Saves arm around him) I know you are a good friend for him.
Rigby: Are you embarrassing me? (Looks surprised)
Raichel: OMG sorry, I did not know you did not like it. (Blushes)
Rigby: No no it's okay! I just have to get used to the fact that it has been a long time since someone embraced me. Actually quite a nice feeling.
Raichel: I do not like to cuddle with others but to make you cry was also sad. Come on, we're going to Mordecai. Will we play a game?
Rigby: That would be great. Most girls do not like games at all, but you are different. (Smiles to her)
Rigby: Sorry it took a long time Mordecai! Are you okay?
Mordecai: Uh yes I think so. But we went to '' Hops '' or something to ask for help?
Raichel: Ow .. I promised Rigby to go play with him, do you want to participate?
Mordecai: Why should we play games right now? The teleporter is still broken!
Raichel: That's right, but we can do that later. Moreover, Rigby is a bit heavy and I want to calm him down with some games.
Mordecai: Fine but half an hour.
And what do you think of it? I am going to create a second chapter soon.
I really hope you like this! I do not know fanfiction for very long, something like 2 weeks or so. Really super cool this! Now I never have to go to the library again. For the people who do not know, I am actually a Dutchman but have translated it into the English xD I also want to make a Dutch version with a lot of street language in regular show. * I do not know if it is popular in other countries but in the Netherlands in any case *
