R & R PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Emmett Cullen

1. Beat him at arm wrestling

2. Laugh at him when he flips out

3. Break his Wii or another game he has

4. Tell him Rosalie is not allowing sexual attraction for a month

5. Tell him Edward is in love with him

6. Remind him he's stupid

7. Tell him grizzlies went extinct

8. Tell him pranks are now against the law

9. Tell him he looks like a lumpy pillow

10. Tell him Jacob has a burning passion for him

11. Tell him he should get Jacob's mind straight

12. Laugh when he explains to Jacob about him being straight

13. Ask him about the Birds and The bees

14. Tell him it's not muscle-it's fat

15. Put his jeep up on auction

16. Ask him what his special power is

17. When he says he has none say it's you're stupidity

18. Tell him Rosalie and Edward are making out in the closet

19. Tell him to get his revenge by kissing Bella

20. Get Edward

21. Laugh when Edward chases Emmett

22. Tell him wrestling is stupid

23. Tell him sex is against the law

24. Hurt Bella and blame it on him

25. Watch and laugh as Edward chases him around the room

26. Show him the Elmo kills Barney YouTube tape

27. Tell him Rosalie hates him

28. Watch as he dry-sobs

29. Beat him at a video game

30. Then bet he can't swear for over twenty-four hours and watch him lose

EMMETT RULES!! R & R