R & R PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Emmett Cullen
1. Beat him at arm wrestling
2. Laugh at him when he flips out
3. Break his Wii or another game he has
4. Tell him Rosalie is not allowing sexual attraction for a month
5. Tell him Edward is in love with him
6. Remind him he's stupid
7. Tell him grizzlies went extinct
8. Tell him pranks are now against the law
9. Tell him he looks like a lumpy pillow
10. Tell him Jacob has a burning passion for him
11. Tell him he should get Jacob's mind straight
12. Laugh when he explains to Jacob about him being straight
13. Ask him about the Birds and The bees
14. Tell him it's not muscle-it's fat
15. Put his jeep up on auction
16. Ask him what his special power is
17. When he says he has none say it's you're stupidity
18. Tell him Rosalie and Edward are making out in the closet
19. Tell him to get his revenge by kissing Bella
20. Get Edward
21. Laugh when Edward chases Emmett
22. Tell him wrestling is stupid
23. Tell him sex is against the law
24. Hurt Bella and blame it on him
25. Watch and laugh as Edward chases him around the room
26. Show him the Elmo kills Barney YouTube tape
27. Tell him Rosalie hates him
28. Watch as he dry-sobs
29. Beat him at a video game
30. Then bet he can't swear for over twenty-four hours and watch him lose
EMMETT RULES!! R & R
