MOB OF NEW JERSEY

Last day of this funk in my life.

Wish I woulda known

Cause I'da kissed Carmela goodbye

I never tell her that I love her or how much I care.

Or thanked Hesh for all the tips

and all the action he shared

Agita made me do what I always do

Every week, the same routine

after therapy

Who knew that this week wasn't like the rest

instead of takin' Prozac,

I took two to the chest

Call me cocky, but I never saw it comin'

Those guys were laughin'

but I didn't hear nuttin'

Oh, ick! They are so slick

I didn't know the guys

but I seen 'em at the Bing

Maybe those guys were only out for dough

or maybe for a moment

they forgot who I was

or maybe they just wanted to be made

whatever it was

I know it's because

CHORUS:

We are the mob

the mob of New Jersey

Little Pussy, he was only fifty

He'd been in the can

so he thought he was nifty

Hang with the Feds and hear the stories they tell

He might act kinda cool

but no respect for the crew

He finds money in all the wrong places

Not a good situation

for intact faces

Sleeps with the fishes since Tony whacked him

Too bad they never found him

but he makes good compost.

Christopher likes to play some pool

He slicks back his hair

So you would think he was cool

He was always havin' fun with the guys

Bein' made would be good;

often thought of Hollywood.

It's kinda hard when you ain't got no arc.

He wrote out a script.

They might notice him then.

He's got a stolen computer in his house

He told the world how he felt

with a click of the mouse

CHORUS

Who's to blame for all the lives Furio's claimed?

Is it because he's a zip,

or is he just insane?

I'm on the outside; I'm tired of doin' time

I don't know why

the nuts are runnin' the show.

I guess ya do what ya gotta do

but is it right

I don't think so

If there was more to life than this

we'd be out doin' it by now I guess.

CHORUS