Minecraft: Moe stories
Me: WELL HELLO EVERYBODY! This is made because I got addicted to Minecraft (not that I wasn't years ago) but I also want to write a bit on the minecraft things! Personally, I disliked stories (except some AWESOME ones) where the author decided to add him/herself in…without reasons. Yes I know that I've been ditching my stories but…yea. I got into a bit of a block. However, these wouldn't be as back. These will be a series of one-shots I'll be writing. First of all, I would be writing some of the stories based on the ones on wiki. moegirl. Org (without space of course). But being as it is (Mandarin Chinese) it's a pain to read…especially if you are not chinese. But I am and I'll be translating what it has so far then making up my own (and suggestions/ideas welcome). These will be a bit shorter compared to what I'd like to do but whatever.
Without further ado, let's read!
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Zombie's Misfortune
Steve is not a stupid person. He isn't dumb. I mean, c'mon, he has to remember how to piece together iron and diamonds into tool and into jukeboxes.
You will never know how hard it is to get the diamond to fit.
Unfortunately, that's what he's feeling right now; he's utterly retarded.
Dug down several hundred blocks THEN remembered… I FORGOT TO PACK FOOD! Steve moaned pitifully, I'M DEAD!
The moan caught the attention of a zombie nearby. Actually, that's not too correct. You see, this particular zombie has a weird streak. She wears a green hoodie and blue ripped pants. She actually looks well off for someone that's supposed to be dead. But of course, deaden eyes, moans, and rigor mortis doesn't help his situation. And the fact that she doesn't have any breasts makes her look more like a boy.
She also has a name; Yaebi.
Ah! A human! How unlikely! But…why's he so skinny?! Yaebi paused her slow approach for a bit, Got to find a way to get him fatter.
But wait…I remember a journal I found in the cave last time… Yaebi was now deep in thought, It said…that humans should eat even rotten meat when…when…!
"Adventurer! Adventurer! Are you hungry?!" Yaebi suddenly yelled at Steve, empty eyes flaring with new life. Steve simply stared back with wide eyes, "If you are hungry…i-if-if-if you are hungry…YOU CAN EAT ME!"
Silence filled the air again as zombie and human stared at each other. A red hue somehow found its way on to the zombie's face.
"N-not that kind of eat! I…I…I'm only asking if you are hungry or not….AHHHHHHH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY!? I'M SO STUPID! That could have been taken SO differently!"
As the female zombie danced around, blushing all the way, Steve stood back up and stared at the zombie.
It isn't attacking…the hell is going on? It's just going in circles….
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Me: AND THAT'S A WRAP!
Yaebi: Bu-bu-but the mob talker wiki says I'm a guy!
Me:…er…well…in the Chinese comic strip, you say that you can eat me…( Yaebi blushes)…and well, it would make more sense if you were a girl if the innuendo can be made…
Steve: What the hell just happened?
Me: Don't ask, don't need to know.
