TITLE: Completely and Utterly Ridiculous

SUMMARY: A collection of short related drabbles in which you and Levi have somehow swapped bodies on New Year's Day.

RATING: T (Subject to change)

PAIRING: Rivaille/Levi x OC

WARNING: AU High School-verse, OOC, OC, Character bashing, Swearing.

A/N: This is technically a reader insert, just regarding the fact that I have given you a name and this'll be in 2nd person. Swearing will occasionally pop up. Mkay, maybe a lot. So much crack will happen that it wouldn't even make sense if I wrote this in canon-verse.

It's also my first story up on here and I hope that you enjoy reading~


THE MORNING AFTER

BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

Hello and good morning! It's a lovely sunny Wednesday morning here in the lovely city of Rose.
Let's start off the day with a-

With a slam on the snooze button, your alarm clock finally shut up. You slowly sat up, rubbing the sleep from your eyes but backtracked and tried to figure out what the weird feeling in the back of your mind was trying to tell you.

A high pitched scream could be heard tearing through the silence in the large apartment building.

"NO, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" You screamed, pulling on your short, raven hair. Hair that did not belong to you. Nor did the rumpled clothes you were wearing and the room you were so fervently pacing in. In fact, you were pretty sure that the body you were currently inhabiting was not yours either.

With your eyes wide and limbs shaking, you sat back on the messy bed and wrapped your arms around your legs, rocking back and forth, tucking your chin into your body. "What the fuck? What the hell is going on?! Oh God, what'shappeningwhat'shappeningwhat's-"

A shrill ringing interrupted your wallowing, and you glanced to your left where a sleek black flip phone sat next to a pair of reading glasses. It continued to ring and vibrate.

You nervously answered the cell, gulped and took a deep breath. "...H-hello?"

A feminine voice replied, one you recognised as your own, monotonously asking with underlying hints of anger and confusion.

"Oi, shitty brat. What the fuck have you done?"


This literally came to me at about 3 am, I'm sorry for idiotic mistakes but hope that you would leave a follow, favourite or review..? If you are going to flame, please go easy on me!

-Hira