Surprise, surprise
All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
This one is supposed to be short, with one chapter.
ENJOY :3
Surprise, surprise
Tohru just got home from work. "Yuki?! Kyo?! Where are you?!" she yelled. But no answer.
------(In Kyo's room)------
"Oh shit! She's looking for us!" said a naked Yuki lying in Kyo's bed next to a naked Kyo.
"Just keep quiet!" yelled Kyo who was stroking the silver haired boy's pale chest.
"Speaking of quiet, it's a bit TOO quiet in this house. Where's Shigure, I wonder..." Yuki sighed.
"Oh, that bastard went bar hopping with that damn snake", Kyo remembered.
------(At the bar)------
Shigure and Ayame were at the biggest, meanest bar in town. It was full of bikers and people with chains and guns. Loud metal was playing in the background.
"This is fun!" shouted Ayame.
"Oh, yea!" agreed Shigure.
"I have an idea!!" Ayame took Shigure's hand and ran to the dj. "Hey! Play my song!" And the dj did.
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
She will never turn her back on a friend
She is always there to defend
She is the one on whom we can depend
She is the one named Sailor... Sailor Venus!
Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Mars!
Sailor Jupiter!
With secret powers all so new to her
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one
Sailor Moon!
They started dancing, and everybody gave them death threatening looks. Until finally, they got kicked out.
------(Back at Shigure's house)------
Tohru scuttled throughout the house looking for those two.
"Are you upstairs?", she called at the landing of the steps.
------(In Kyo's room)------
"Dammit!! She's commin' up here!!" panicked Kyo.
"You do realize she'll find out sooner or later...", said Yuki sensibly.
"JUST SHUT UP!!" yelled the cat. There was a knock at the door.
"Kyo?" asked Tohru at the door. It was silent. Yuki, fed up with all the silence, hit Kyo over the head signaling him to answer.
"Ow! Umm... yea, I'm here" stumbled Kyo.
"Oh, good. Do you know where Yuki is?"
"Uh... yea... I think he's at that stupid little garden of his... or something" Kyo made up.
"It's no use hiding it anymore..." Yuki sighed. He got up put of bed and walked over to the door.
"No!! What are you doing?!" yelled Kyo. Yuki slid open the door.
"Oh, hi Yu--", she covered her eyes quickly, "Why are you naked?!"
"Way to go you damn rat..." sighed Kyo.
"Ms. Honda, I think we need to talk".
THE END!!!!
AUTHORS NOTE:
I bet that took like 1 minute to read (It kinda took like one minute to write, too). lol. That's it. That's the end of this fic. The end means it's over... so it is. God, this story was lame...ah well... tell me if u like, though. CYAAA!!!
