Aeris Comes Back

A/N: no this is not PRO baka just read it!
Disclaimer: All the characters cept me belong to Squaresoft blah,blah,blah, you know the drill

Tifa: what a BEE-U-ti-ful day!
Cloud: **shrugs**
Vincent: yup..a day like this would've made Aeris happy, her flowers would have been growing well today....
**silence**
Tifa: I don't like this day anymore
Vincent: Me either
Cloud:**shrugs**
Yuffie: STOP DOING THAT CLOUD!! &*^$!
**Everyone stares at Yuffie**
Yuffie: DAMN THAT CID!! HE CHASES ME SO MUCH I GOT HIS HABIT!!!!
Cid: YUFF-PUFF!!
Yuffie: AAAAHHH!!!!!! **runs away screaming**
Cid: **starts chasing her** Yuff-Puff! Come back!! You cannot deny our love!!!!
Red XIII: I feel bad for her...
Vincent: Yeah poor Yuff Puff
**Everyone stares at Vincent**
Vincent: DAMN THAT CID!!!
Sephiroth: Yes damn him to hell **laughs evily**
Cloud: Sephiroth? What are you doing here? o.O;;
Sephiroth: I got bored. Wanna play poker?!
Cloud: Sure! What kind!?!
Sephiroth: Strip **grins evily eyeing Tifa**
Tifa: Sorry Seph but I'm not gonna play
Sephiroth: If you do you'll get to see Cloud naked.
Tifa: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!?!?! *grabs Sephy and Cloud and drags them into a shack that appeared for the soul purpose to help the insanity that is this fic**
Vinnie: Great what are we supposed to do?!
Red XIII: **shrugs**
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: You can play with me!
Vincent: um...no
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: ::in British accent:: For that and much worse! **turns Vinnie into SD and keeps him in her pocket
Red XIII: Since when do you have a British accent?
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: Since now I guess...
Aeris: HIIII!!!!!
**Sephy, Cloud and Tifa come out of the shack and they all look scared at Aeris**
Sephiroth: WHAT!?! I thought I sent you to Hell where you belong!?
Aeris: Satan kicked me out...
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! YOU ARE SATAN!!!!
Aeris:**glares at ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~** For that and much worse! **strikes ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~ with a giant fireball made from hell fire**
Vincent: ::is suddenly back to normal:: You bitch!
**Everyone stares at Vincent**
Vincent: **Runs over to ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~** ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~! ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~! ARE YOU OK!?!
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: **groans** Vinnie? What the F*** happened?
Vincent: **hugs ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~** thank god your alright!
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: I love being an author!
**Sephy suddenly has a weird glaced look over his eyes**
Sephiroth: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT BITCH!!
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: ahh mind control is sweet!
**Aeris hits Sephiroth with a hell fireball, it has no affect**
Sephiroth: Well DUH! i AM god you know!!
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: You really aren't but for this fic Hell has no affect on you!
Sephiroth: **Takes out his sword** By hurting the all powerful, wonderful, pretty and nice ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~ you have just insured your demise! *runs toward Aeris ready to kill**
Tifa, Yuffie, ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: ::Are suddenly dressed as cheerleaders:: Gooo Sephy! punch her to the left! Stab her to the right! Go Go Sephy! Fight! Fight! Fight!
~*~Neeshy-chan~*~: ugh! I'm a cheerleader! **Shudders**
Aeris dies and everyone's happy! they have a big party in wich ~*~Neeshy-chan~*~ marries Sephy, Vinnie, Eriol, Yue, Trunks, Yamato, and a whole lot of other wonderful Bishys even though she's too young to marry anyone! (A/N: IT'S MY FIC GOD DAMN IT!)
And everyone lived happily ever after except Aeris but she sucks and no1 misses her anyway soo...

A/N: Ok I know, it is totally stupid but If I get flamed by any Pro Aeris people you shouldn't have been reading this anyway!