Hi there. This is just a random thought that came to my head as I was sitting in my room thinking of song lyrics (I like to write songs) and instead came up with a really funny Twilight fanfic. I hope you like it…well I don't really care if you don't cause as I said, it is just a random thought. Anyways I don't own anything as you should all know. So…..On with the incredibly lame but hilarious story…

BPOV

This day has been horrible!

First, Edward is late

Second, I end up in hospital

Third, THIS!

I think as I look up at the doctor who is slowly walking to me, Edward and my mother in the room. He looked down at me sadly and then at my mother and Edward. The first thing that came to my mind was that this was definitely bad.

"Miss swan, I am sorry to tell you but, you have OED." The doctor said directly to me.

"NO! wait what does that mean exactly?" My mother said frantically back.

"OED is a highly contagious disease, it stands for Obsessive Even Disorder. Which means that she has had to come in contact with someone who also has OED. Although, she IS able to live a long and happy life." The doctor told us all. At this my mother began to weep and weep.

"She only has the rest of her life to live? NO!" She was clearly upset. At this the doctor left me with my hysterical mother and Edward.

"I am so sorry Bella." Edward whispered to me. I looked at him questioningly and he continued.

"My mother has OED and that is the reason she is the way she is." I had to think about this for a second.

"Wait, wouldn't you're mum have OCD. Obsessive Cleaning Disorder?" I asked, clearly confuzzzled.

"NO! It is OED. Which means you caught it from her." He told me dryly.

"Wait, if it is highly contagious. Wouldn't it mean the whole hospital has caught it, since Bella has been through the whole hospital." My mother asked through her sobs and blubbering.

"I d'know." Edward responded.

I finally grew tired and made sure that I had two not three sheets on.

EPOV

Bella's mother led me out of the room once my OED girlfriend was asleep. Once we were out in the hall, Bella's mother examined me with her eyes.

"You do realize that you only have 3 buttons on that shirt, right. What happened to the fourth?" She asked me. Clearly the disease has already started to spread.

Please no flames. I found this so weird to write. Anyways love ya all.

Ash