Hi! Yes, I'm still alive but just super busy .
Warning: Super-short, OOC, yaoi, the usual
Disclaimer: … I don't own dammit!
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"…so… it didn't work I'm guessing?"
"Shut up."
"I mean, it's kind of obvious with all the limping and stuff…"
"…didn't I just tell you to shut up?"
"Quiet honestly I actually thought that plan would work out well but I've been wrong before…"
"If I give you the day off will you shut up?"
"I mean like, wow! Who knew Light-kun had it in him, heh?"
"The week off?"
"Hell I could even hear the bed breaking!"
"The month?"
"And even if I didn't hear you guys, which is impossible since people in Canada could have probably heard you guys, how much you're limping is astounding!"
"…the year?"
"Oh man, for someone who talks as little as you, you can sure scream pretty loud! Was it that good? When you told me the whole 'using the handcuffs for bondage and to once and for all become Light-kun's seme' plan I'll admit I was shocked, not because you were the real reason the handcuffs was for bondage but at the fact you were into that sort of stuff. To tell you the truth I actually thought you were the one that was going to top."
"If you don't shut up I will kick you…"
"But like I said, I've been wrong before! Man, all the fangirls are gonna be PISSED! I mean they probably spent a fortune on posters of LxLight but once they find out about your epic fail…I am so disappointed in you…"
"…"
"Like seriously, how could you mess that plan up? I mean all you had to do was handcuff Light-kun to the bed, strip him, and-"
"I did you idiot!"
"Then what the hell happened?"
"…he is exceptionally good at undoing handcuffs."
"That's not a good excuse! It's not like you had a hard target, the stick that is undeniably shoved up his ass(1) must have loosened him enough for you to just slid-"
L raised an invisible eyebrow as Light slapped Matsuda hard enough for him to actually fall out of the chair. Light turned to L and smirked before full out grinning as L hid his face and blushed. He walked over to his lover (*cough*prey*cough*) and kissed him forcefully and demandingly. He smiled into the kiss as L finally gave in and wrapped his arms around Light's neck. L whined lightly as Light's mouth left his and whimpered as Light began to nibble on his neck. L gasped and was broken out of his drunken-like state when he felt Light's tongue slide along the length of his neck. He pushed Light away and tried to get out of his chair when he yelped and sat back down. He glared at Light and rubbed his injured ass.
"This is your fault…"
"You weren't complaining last night."
"…you owe me money. You broke the handcuffs, that thing was pretty damn expensive. Do you know how hard it is to find handcuffs with a 6-foot chain?"
"If you wanted to use them that way you should've just bought regular handcuffs then, instead of creating some elaborate plan that backfired on you anyway."
"…Shut up."
"You're just pissed that I was on top." Light grinned cheekily before planting a soft kiss on L's forehead.
"…I hate you"
"I love you too."
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I hope you enjoyed! I like see a lot of lemons out there where L uses the handcuffs to become Light's seme so I just wanted to switch things around a bit ;)
Cuz' like Light's all uptight and crap & has a stick shoved up his ass hehe….
K so review pls! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HAPPY BDAY L-SAMA!
