Tapan: like I said, I'm making a sequel. Friends, this is Hybrid!
Torna: it says that in the title.
Tapan: yeah, well, I wanted to say it! And this isn't actually the story yet, this is the prologue/ epilogue/ teaser for the actual story. /looks down/ oh, hey! A nickel/bends down to pick it up/
Jhkitty/flies over Tapan's head with a dagger/ Damn it/runs into a wall/
Tapan/looks up/ are you ok, Jho?
Jhkitty: x.x…..ow
Tapan: uh, er. Ok then!
Diclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim! I never will, the ducks kick me in the shin everytime I ask for it!
Warning: slash, ZADR and other things to come. Flame if you wish…you know it's funny, I always say that but I never get flamed! It's like, reverse psychology or something!
The years seemed to fly by after Zim and Dib made it home. They finished off High School; everyone beginning to realize what was going on between them. And so, caused many slurs that will not be said.
They didn't care, and who would? After being shunned by the entire planet, you sort of stop caring what they think of you. And, after a while of realizing what they said didn't effect the two, the homophobic comments died down, never completely ceased, but enough to handle without a problem.
And as for the people we actually care about:
After being released from his duty as an invader, Zim found he was lost in what he was going to do. He still had that urge to conquer and destroy, but of course would've been stopped by his human mate before he could get the chance. So, he did the next best thing. He went back to work at MacMeaties, while doing a few odd jobs for the Tallest on the side. Eventually, he worked his way up in the business and became president of the company. Tam's fate was almost exactly the same, the only difference was in the amount of people she literally stepped on to get as far as she did. To add to the fast food business of Tam/ Zim, they created a TV show about their adventures with Deb/ Dib under the alias of Jhonen Vasquez. The show was a success, even when it was taken off the air.
Dib went on to college and moved into Zim's base, communing back and forth from the university back home. He fit in to the house easily, being that GIR was already used to seeing him there all the time. The human went on to be a paranormal investigator, ironically doing fieldwork for the same organization that kidnapped Zim and Tam in the alternate dimension years before.
Deb also went on to college, and had pretty much the same routine as her counterpart for the four years. But, instead of going into finding a job right after graduating, she took a few months off in order to give birth to a child; using the semen Zim had left. The child was a boy; his name was Jay. After that was done, she also followed her dream and ended up working at the same place. They needed that time she was pregnant to finish rebuilding anyway.
Professor membrane, a little upset with the heir to the Membrane fortune, argued with his son one night about the studying of "real science." The conversation ended when Gaz shoved Dib's head hard into the table and told their father that she could run the labs. The conversation was similar in the other dimension, except Gim had to fight harder to get his mother to agree; after all, even if they're the same person, Gaz is much scarier.
And now to Jay. The hybrid boy was raised like any other human child, with a few exceptions. His black hair had to stay relatively long in order to cover the antennae that hid within; luckily, no one gets suspicious when they twitch or rise like any other irken. He was lucky enough to inherit a nose from his mother, but the ears continued to be nonexistent. His eyes had large red irises, a little frightening but it cut out the need for the boy to wear contacts. His skin was a soft shade of green, some medium between irken and human.
Mentally, Jay inherited many good and bad qualities. At times, it seemed more bad than good. He was rebellious, violent and cocky; all qualities that used to be found in Zim and Tam (and still are from time to time.) but, he also gained compassion for both of his races, something he got from his mother.
But all in all, Jay was no angel. He wasn't even close.
Tapan: I hope that gives all of you an idea of what's to come! Yes, this part's boring, and no one talks. But I felt like I had to write it anyway! Wellp, that's all for now. I'm Ron Burgundy; you stay classy……planet Earth.
Torna:……you've been watching too much TV.
