What The Hell Is Going On
ch.1 la divorce
The cars raced down the freeway one right after the other. Then suddenly the blue car swerved into the next lane and shot the drive of the porche. The car behind hit it and the porche burst into flames. Ross was no more the mian love of rachels life was gone and so was her joy and happiness.
Meanwhile
"Auntie monica" Emma shrieked as she ran into the room.
Hi sweetie. why don't we go for a walk today.
Ok. Emma replied as she went to go get her coat. At that very moment Chandler walked in.
Hey Mon. whats up?
Oh nothing. I was just thinking about when we have one of those.
What a coat? Chandler joked.
No a baby silly.
Well monica, uhm i don't think i want to have a baby.
Chandler that is such a selfish thing to say.
What just because i don't want to have a baby that makes me selfish.
Yes that makes you selfish. You don't want to bring another beautiful life in this world. God could you BE anymore clueless. I should have listened to my mother. Ishould have married a smart man. Now Richard he was smart.
well why didn't you marry him? oh wait, HE DIDN'T WANT KIDS EITHER.
Yeah but he had a reason for that. Also he was going to have one with me because he knew that i wanted one.
Why did you say no then?
Thats none of your concern. Right now we are talking about you.
I don't want to talk about me right now.
Oh. you know you are so pig headed. GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK! I'll mail you the divorce papers.
No need to i'm moving in with joey. you could just slip them under the door so we could save time and postage.
Chandler opened the door and just as he was about to storm out rachel ran in crying.
Rache whats wrong. Oh Monica. I I I don't know how to tell you this but... She took a few seconds to try to calm down.
WHAT WHAT?
Ross is dead.
no no. How did this happen? Monica squeled as she began to cry. Tell me how? she yelled.
A person shot him while he was driving. They still don't know who.
Chandler went over to Monica to try to comfort her.
GET OUT I don't want to be married to you anymore.
So thats what he did he left while Monica was on the floor crying.
2 days later
Chandler woke up and sure enough under the door was the divorce papers with Monica's signiture on them.He picked them up and put them on the table. Then he sat down and stared at them. He just couldn't sign them. Slowly tears began to roll down his face.Then joey and Phoebe came out of joey's bedroom.
Hey Chandler. Whats up?
nothing i just finished signing the divorce papers. Now i'm going to go file them.
Aww I'm sorry chandler.
Me too Pheebs. Me too.
oh nothing
The cars raced down the freeway one right after the other. Then suddenly the blue car swerved into the next lane and shot the drive of the porche. The car behind hit it and the porche burst into flames. Ross was no more the mian love of rachels life was gone and so was her joy and happiness.
Meanwhile
"Auntie monica" Emma shrieked as she ran into the room.
Hi sweetie. why don't we go for a walk today.
Ok. Emma replied as she went to go get her coat. At that very moment Chandler walked in.
Hey Mon. whats up?
Oh nothing. I was just thinking about when we have one of those.
What a coat? Chandler joked.
No a baby silly.
Well monica, uhm i don't think i want to have a baby.
Chandler that is such a selfish thing to say.
What just because i don't want to have a baby that makes me selfish.
Yes that makes you selfish. You don't want to bring another beautiful life in this world. God could you BE anymore clueless. I should have listened to my mother. Ishould have married a smart man. Now Richard he was smart.
well why didn't you marry him? oh wait, HE DIDN'T WANT KIDS EITHER.
Yeah but he had a reason for that. Also he was going to have one with me because he knew that i wanted one.
Why did you say no then?
Thats none of your concern. Right now we are talking about you.
I don't want to talk about me right now.
Oh. you know you are so pig headed. GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK! I'll mail you the divorce papers.
No need to i'm moving in with joey. you could just slip them under the door so we could save time and postage.
Chandler opened the door and just as he was about to storm out rachel ran in crying.
Rache whats wrong. Oh Monica. I I I don't know how to tell you this but... She took a few seconds to try to calm down.
WHAT WHAT?
Ross is dead.
no no. How did this happen? Monica squeled as she began to cry. Tell me how? she yelled.
A person shot him while he was driving. They still don't know who.
Chandler went over to Monica to try to comfort her.
GET OUT I don't want to be married to you anymore.
So thats what he did he left while Monica was on the floor crying.
2 days later
Chandler woke up and sure enough under the door was the divorce papers with Monica's signiture on them.He picked them up and put them on the table. Then he sat down and stared at them. He just couldn't sign them. Slowly tears began to roll down his face.Then joey and Phoebe came out of joey's bedroom.
Hey Chandler. Whats up?
nothing i just finished signing the divorce papers. Now i'm going to go file them.
Aww I'm sorry chandler.
Me too Pheebs. Me too.
oh nothing
