So, the amazing oxytreza's fancomics on DeviantArt (in which HiNaBN takes place in a "The Big Bang Theory" AU) have inspired me to make a cracktastic fanfiction. We'll all die now...
I OWN NOTHING! Hanna © Tessa Stone, TBBT © Some people who aren't me.
Rated M 'cause Veser curses like a sailor. ;D
Ch. -1: Backstory Tiiiiime~!
[We're in a television station room that looks akin to the kind morning talk-show hosts interview guests: two seats, a small table and a flat-screen in between them. The camera is on and focuses on the woman in the left chair and the flat-screen. The woman, whom we see is a Ms. Frieda Jones, a reporter, begins to speak.]
FJ: Pasadena, California. Apartment number 4A, near CalTech campus. Four roommates, four students, four budding geniuses.
[As she says each name, a photo flashes along the screen.]
Hanna Falk Cross was an eager young man with an intellect that his motor mouth can scarcely keep up with. He was working for his PhD in theoretical physics.
Conrad Dillon Achenleck was an introverted, somewhat socially-awkward astrophysics student. He's arguably the most artistic of the foursome.
Casimiro, the charming Italian, was working his way up to a master's in aeronautical engineering. His wit and social grace can be seen as likeable to some and threatening to others.
While all these former students are intriguing in their own rights, we'd like to shift your attention away from them for a moment so that we may introduce the star of this interview. His name is known by millions for his great achievements in experimental physics, his acts of philanthropy admired and appreciated, but not much is known about the man himself. We're here to do something no other network has ever done before.
Veser Amaker Hatch, PhD, is giving us the honor of being the first to interview him.
He's already given us a bit of information on his childhood. He wasn't born to a particularly wealthy family and didn't completely apply himself in school; however, his mother, Mrs. Hatch, knew that he had potential and helped him apply himself for various college prep tests and the entrance exam for CalTech. He passed them all with such flying colors, he got a partial scholarship. He was an extremely hard-working young man when he put his mind to it, and he managed to get his doctorate while working a part-time job to pay off expenses his scholarship didn't cover. Dr. Hatch's story is truly one of a self-made man.
Today, he has informed us, he won't be talking about that so much as his life during college, in apartment 4A.
AN: Uggghhhh. Bleh. I figured I'd get a dramatic set-up for the preface. Yeah, that's the kind of author I am. The deranged kind. I'm concerned for humanity's sake about the continuation of this story, but I've already written the preface and first chapter, so it's too late. Meh.
