This is just a random story about Sasuke and his tomato(the humor should be the ending). I DONT OWN NARUTO!!!

ENJOY!!

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This is Uchiha Sasuke

Sasuke: hn

This is Uchiha Sasuke

and his favorite tomato.

WOAH!! HOLD IT!

T-Tomato??!!

You have a favorite tomato??!!

Sasuke: Yea. got a problem with that??!!( death glare)

hinatafan1926: ehehehe no...oh ON WITH THE STORY!!

Yup.

This guy has a favorite tomato

Aren't tomatoes the same??!!!

Sasuke: Nope. this one is special!!

Yea. Somehow

Sasuke: (death glare)

ehehehehe...ohk continue!!

He ate with it(what the...)

He slept with it(umm...ok...??)

Heck his "precious" tomato

even has it own bed!(Sasuke is sooo chidish!)

He even gives it a BATH!!!( that's plain wierd...)

He adored that tomato(somehow)

He would keep it in his pocket

Everytime he goes out for a walk!

When no one is looking,

He would rub his tomato against his cheek!

But when he goes training,

He has to leave his "precious" tomato

So that it wont get destroyed by Sakura and Naruto

He would cry when he has to leave his tomato(atleast he didnt kiss it)

Yup

Sasuke's happy with his "precious" tomato

UNTIL...

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"WAAAH!!" Sasuke cried one early morning.

"Sasuke-kun, daijobu?" sakura asked

"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"naruto laughed as he rolled to the ground laughing."Sasuke-teme is actually CRYING!!"

"URUSAI BAKA!!!" Sakura yelled as she bonked Naruto on the head

"o-ow" Naruto said while rubbing his head. Sakura ignored him and went to Sasuke.

"So, Sasuke-kun" Sakura said in a sweet way."What's wrong?'

"I-" Sasuke began. "I-"

"Yea?" Sakura asked

Finally Sasuke yelled out...

"I SQUISHED MY FAVORITE TOMATO!!!" Sasuke yelled as if he were a three-year-old

Sakura and Naruto sweatdropped

"All this for a TOMATO??!!!" both Naruto and Sakura thought.

AND ALL DAY SASUKE CRIED(in anime-style)

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END!!!