I don't own "The Amanda Show", but I hope you enjoy my "Blockblisters" sketch
(A big, tough biker guy enters the store, angrily)
Biker- Hey! We got a problem!
Biscotti- Yah, yah! Welcome to our video store!
Blini- How may I be helping you?
Biker- Where's the manager? I like to see him.
Blini- Papa! This beefy guy is calling for you!
Gnocchi- Yah, yah. How can I do it for you?
Biker- My wife isn't happy at all! Yesterday, she asked for "The Terminator", and this is not "The Terminator".
Blini- Oh. No, no, no. Your wife didn't ask for "The Terminator". She asked for "The Germinator"!
Biker- "Germinator"?!
Gnocchi- Yes. This is better.
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Biker- Oh, you think so? Well, play that stinkin tape.
Gnocchi- Yah, yah.
(Gnocchi turns on "The Germinator")
Biscotti- Greeting, earthling. I am the Germinator. I am a robot. I must destroy you.
(Blini dresses like Sarah Connor)
Blini- Oh, no, the Germinator. Do not harm us. We are good.
(Gnocchi dresses like a robot)
Gnocchi- Beep, beep, beep. I am a robot. Beep, beep, beep. I must destroy "The Germinator".
Biscotti- Not if I destroy you first. Hasta la vista, baby.
(Biscotti pointed his toy gun at Gnocchi at his chest, and pretend to zap him with a laser)
Biscotti- Buzz!
Blini (whisper)- Papa. Fall down.
Gnocchi- Yah. Yah. Beep, beep, boop.
(Gnocchi fall down)
Biscotti- I'll be back.
(Gnocchi turns off the video, and applauding with Blini and Biscotti)
Gnocchi- Bravo! What an amazing performance!
Biker- That wasn't "The Terminator"! That was you three acting like punks! I want "The Terminator"!
Gnocchi- But this is better!
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Blini- How will you be paying?
(Biker makes a fist at them)
Biker- How about I pay you three with a knuckle sandwich!
(Biker leaves)
Biscotti- Papa, he left, without paying us.
Gnocchi- He said he's paying us with a knuckle sandwich.
Blini- He probably stop by a sandwich shop, and get us knuckle sandwiches.
All- Ahhh!
(Kristen Bell enters the store)
Kristen Bell- Excuse me!
Gnocchi- Welcome to the store of video.
Blini- How may I be helping you?
Kristen Bell- Do you three know who I am?
(They're thinking, taking too long)
Kristen Bell- Never mind. My name is Kristen Bell, I'm the voice of Anna from the movie "Frozen", and this isn't "Frozen" that I rented. My voice wasn't in that movie. My daughters weren't happy at all, either.
Blini- Oh. No, no, no. You don't ask for "Frozen". You ask for "Freezing"!
Kristen Bell- Freezing?!
Gnocchi- Yes. This is better!
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Kristen Bell- No, it's not. Look, can you play the tape?
Gnocchi- Yah, yah.
(Gnocchi turns on "Freezing")
(Blini dresses like Elsa)
Blini- I am a snow queen, named Ella. Do not come to me, or I will use my ice power to freeze you.
(Biscotti dresses like Anna)
Biscotti (female voice)- Oh, no, Ella. You must come back home.
Blini- I can't.
Biscotti- You can.
Blini- I can't.
(Gnocchi dresses like Olaf)
Gnocchi- You must.
Biscotti- We can build a snowman, just like we made Ola. So, you've must come home, and let it snow.
Blini- Uhh…okay.
(Blini, Gnocchi, & Biscotti sings, off-key)
Blini, Gnocchi, & Biscotti- Let it snow! Let it snow!
Blini- I am finally coming back home!
Blini- Here I am!
Biscotti- and here we are!
Blini, Gnocchi, & Biscotti- Let's go end this song!
Blini- And do not bother me anyway.
(Blini, Gnocchi, & Biscotti applauding with tears of joy)
Blini- That song was so beautiful.
Gnocchi- I know, darling.
Kristen Bell- Woah! Woah! Woah! That wasn't Frozen! It wasn't even animated! That was you three impersonators act horrible! What kind of Blockbusters video store is that?!
Biscotti- We are in "Blockblisters"!
Kristen Bell- "Blockblister"?!
Gnocchi- Yes. This is better.
Biscotti & Blini- Much better.
Kristen Bell- No, it's not! There is no way I'm coming back! Ever!
(Kristen Bell leaves)
Biscotti- But if she's not coming back….
Gnocchi- She must go to tell her friends about our service,
Blini-…and her friends will come to our store!
Gnocchi, Biscotti & Blini- Yah, yah!
Biscotti- Let us dance!
(Gnocchi, Biscotti & Blini begin to dance)
