Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.
Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!
APHAPHAPH
"Latvia? I need to tell you something important..."
"O-Okay..."
"I'm... Uh..." Russia paused. "I'm pregnant... With your baby."
"Wh-What? But aren't you a guy?"
"Yes, but it doesn't matter. France and England had America, and they're both males."
Somewhere in England-
"No, we did not! I found America lost in the new land and raised him!"
"Oh, mon plus cher, everyone knows what REALLY happened~!"
"In the anime/manga, it shows me raising baby America!"
In the Ashfield apartment building, room 302 (SILENT HILL 4 SPOILERS... SORTA!)-
Henry woke up by the sound of his wall breaking, and the smell of death filled the apartment.
"What the hell? Not again, damn it." He said almost stoically.
Back in the Soviet house-hold-
"That's not all, we have TWINS~! Isn't that great!"
Latvia passed out at the thought of having twins.
"LATVIA!" Both Lithuania and Estonia said in unison.
Then, Prussia popped out of no where. "What's with all of the screaming?"
"I'm pregnant!" Russia beamed out happily.
Prussia started laughing his ass off- literally. "Oh damn. How unawesome!"
The end~!
"What? THAT'S how this unawsome fic is ending? I haven't even reunited with mein bruder yet, or get not mad at everything he did!"
"And I haven't given birth yet!"
"And Latvia haven't woken up, yet!"
"And France is still dead in Henry's wall!"(1)
"But I'm right here!"
"What a terrible ending!"
"But frog-face isn't really dead, yet!"
APHAPHAPH
(1) Look up Walter Sullivan, then Francis Bonnefoy.
...
It's still too short...
"There she is!" All of Freak's watchers screamed. The small mob was carrying pitch forks and lit torches.
"Oh SHIT!" Freak ran away. RUN, FREAK! RUN! "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"Get her, until the chapter is long enough for Yaoi Gallery!"
"GOD DAMN IT! I have to live to finish more of my terrible fan fictions! LEAVE ME ALONE, AND Y!GALLERY, PLEASE SUBMIT THIS! This is really, REALLY ANNOYING!"
Then, the small mob ganged up on her, unsexually.
"NOOOO! THEY GOT MEH! SAVE YOUR SELF, AND DON'T READ MY FAN FICITON! AND END YOUR STORIES CORRECTLY!"
Silent Hill is owned by Konami.
And also- Happy april fools day.
