Angel: Hello all avatards of the world, you don't know me cause I usually stick to my Naruto fics and don't stray that much. HOWEVER, I am a HUGE Avatar fan and because of the finale next week I guess I wanted to honor the three years of fandom it gave us and just FINALLY write an avatar fic!

Nam: Please note we're not used to writing Avatar but we've been reading a lot of fics for inspiration so if the characters seem a little OCC, Angel is sorry. Don't blame me, I'm just her beta.

Angel: SURE SAVE YOUR OWN BUTT WHY DON'T CHA?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN BETA THIS! YOU LEFT ME IN THE COLD!

Name: Yup

Angel: WE DON'T OWN AVATAR, thanks for reminding us -sobs-


Pranking War

Dedicated to all my fans and the end of Avatar ( -sobs- we'll miss it, maybe not the episode wait but the show, yes )

Finally, after all the pranks pulled I finally get my revenge, Sokka thought evilly. Today was the day he would finally get revenge on Aang for all the cruel pranks throughout the years. Ever since he defeated the Fire Lord ( a moment of silence as we all pray Aang survives this battle ) his pranking as reached an all time low. It wasn't too bad but last week when he put hot sauce in his meat knowing that he couldn't handle the heat, that was the final straw. So after days of plotting he finally got the perfect way to prank the air bender back.

He was going to...

DUN DUN DUN

THROW A PIE IN AANG'S FACE!

This plan was so stupid and ridiculous it might work, Sokka thought smiling. Ok here's the plan: Katara, Aang and Toph left their Earth Kingdom home to go to the market ( they better get Sokka some meat ) and they would be back at any moment. Katara always goes straight for the side entrance to drop off the food along with Toph while Aang would go straight for his room. Seeing how the last time he helped they had to buy all new groceries and explain to that poor cabbage merchant how 10 pounds of food magically fell from the sky and onto his prized cabbages. In which the poor man could only yell,

" YOU CABBAGE MURDERS! I WANT YOUR HEADS! ONE FOR EVERY HEAD OF CABBAGE! "

Anyway, so Aang was never allowed to help again. So when Aang walks through the front door, he would launch his GIANT slingshot and BOOM! Aang get's, a dose of old cartooney magic! Hearing footsteps outside the door he flew to his hiding space behind the couch. Grabbing the string that would launch his giant slingshot and send the pie flying, Sokka stopped for a moment.

" Wait why did I build a giant slingshot, I could have just thrown it by hand!? " Sokka thought for a moment when suddenly he remembered " That's right I was bored and it seemed like fun at the moment. "

Deciding to test it first he gently tugged the string and was shocked when nothing happened.

" Great now I have to do this old school style!" Sokka whined.

Shrugging it off he took out the pie he was gonna hit Aang with, not noticing the soft footsteps coming from the other side of the room. Sokka could hear Aang's giggling outside and was on the edge of his step in anticipation.

" Just a few more steps!" Sokka mumbled to himself

" Hey Twinkle Toes who you talking to?"

Sokka let out a girly scream and turned to see who was but forgot about the little detail of the pie being in his hand. He turned to fast that when he suddenly stopped when he saw who was next to him the pie kept flying and right into this person's face.

Sokka paled at what he just did, this was gonna be bad.

2 Minutes Before

" Toph is something wrong? " Katara asked putting the last of the food away.

" No " Toph said flatly before grabbing a lingering apple and taking a huge bite of it.

She had been worried about Toph for sometime now. She'd been acting weird ever since Suki and Sokka broke up a week ago at the beach. It was kinda expected, after the war the gang had to keep the peace in the Fire Nation. They had to keep people from trying to rebel and the team we're like speacil agents. They where always on the move and Suki had to return home to rebuild after Azula destoried the place when she first capurated her. It was for the best, but not for Toph.

Katara smiled at the puppy love before her. She always knew Toph liked Sokka ever since she tried to kiss him for saving her from drowning in the Serpants Pass when it acutallly turned out to be Suki. She couldn't help but laugh when Toph asked Suki to let her drown from embarssment. Looking out of the corner of her eye she saw that Toph was still eating her apple but was gazing off in space, again.

This was getting annoying, you would think she'd be happy they broke up but she looks so confused. That's when it clicked for Katara. Sokka had always had a girlfriend so she had a reason to tell herself that she didn't like him, now without Suki there was no reason.

" Nothing huh? Is that code for Sokka " Katara said with a sneaky smile

Toph chocked on her apple and blush threatening to creep onto her checks, " No!"

Katara smiled, it was obvious it was. Not only did she say it so defensively she also practically screamed it. Toph stared at Katara's smile and knew what she was implying without her saying a word.

" I don't like him!" Toph growled

" I knew said you did, you did just now however. It's kinda obvious I'm surprise Sokka hasn't figured it out yet. People from the Water Tribe are usually quite perceptive " Katara said grinning victoriously. Toph couldn't help rolling her eyes at that sentence.

Quite perceptive huh, how come it took you so long to realize Twinkle Toes liked you then huh Sugarqueen, Toph thought.

" Oh well maybe it's just boy brain or something " Katara said dismissing the thought " So when are you gonna tell him? "

Toph growled and jumped off the counter she was sitting on.

" I'm not going to tell him anything because there's nothing to tell " Toph barked

" I think so " Katara said

Annoyed Toph grabbed Katara's ponytail and pulled her down to eye level. Glaring at her, she tried to get her message through to her.

" I.Dont.Like.Him. " Toph growled. She let, go of Katara's hair and stormed out of the room.

" Who are you trying to convince Toph? Me or yourself?" Katara shouted

Toph then heard what sounded like a crash, Katara probably took her anger out on a dish again, she thought. Wandering around the house aimlessly, she kept replaying what Katara said in her mind.

Was it really that obvious that even Sugarqueen of all people noticed? Who else noticed then, Aang, Zuko maybe even Azula!? Toph couldn't help laughing at that thought, if even Azula noticed then Sokka must have been blinder then her! Wait, is blinder even a word? Toph pondered over this when she heard something. It sounded like someone talking but really softly. Worried she ran over to the living room and, before she entered she entered she did a quick speed sense of the room. Closing her eyes she focused and could sense everything in the next room. First the big things, the furniture.

The loveseat Katara bought, the small multicolored lamp Sokka and Aang always stared at, and the giant neon green couch Toph founded in a trash dump, but to Katara she found it at a small shop on the outskirts of the Earth Kingdom. There was a figure on the couch but she couldn't make out who it was because they weren't really touching the floor but something was weird. There was something else in the room, a giant slingshot?

Toph sigh this had another avatar prank written all over it. Walking into the room she walked right over to the person on the couch hearing them mumble to themselves.

" Hey Twinkle Toes who you talking to?"

SPAT

Oh Twinkle Toes was gonna die at practice tomorrow!

" TOPH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

That whinny voice, it wasn't Twinkle Toes at all it was...

" Sokka" Toph said in a low voice

Sokka let out another girly scream which so loud it was heard outside.

SLAM

" WHAT HAPPENED!?" Aang screamed getting into battle mode

" HE THREW A PIE IN MY FACE!" Toph said wiping her face clean of whip cream

Aang broke out into a fit of laughter at the girl,

" Hah, man you can't beat the classics!"

" SOKKA HIKARI I PROMISE THAT I WILL GET MY REVENGE FOR THIS! "

Toph stormed out the front door slamming it behind her, rattling the whole house.

" Maybe she's not THAT mad" Aang said, being the doomed optimist as always. As soon as he said that they could hear screams coming from outside.

" AH MY CABBAGES! "

" I HATE CABBAGE NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO VENT!?"

" Your a dead man " Aang said mentally picturing the poor downfall of the poor merchant.


Angel: WOOT! FIRST CHAPTER IS DONE! This is gonna be a two shot so put this on your alerts cause I want this finished before the finale next Friday goes down! By the way when that happens I am dead for 2 hours basically. I will not answer my phone, emails, texts or your IMs so don't even try!

Nam: -holding up a peace symbol sign-

Angel: What are you doing?

Nam: I'M ASKING FOR SHIPPING PEACE! And to go to your profile for that stupid error message thing you made on deviantart about all these shipping battles

WHY CAN'T WE ALL UNITE AND STOP THE POINTLESS BATTLES! WE WILL SEE WHO WINS NEXT FRIDAY! AS FOR NOW WE AREN'T KATAANGER OR ZUTARIANS ( is that how you spell it ) OR ANYTHING ELSE ( cause really those two groups are the only ones really fighting ) WE ARE ALL FANS!

Angel: PEACE WITH YOU ALL AND REVIEW!